Me Wanty! The page of Wants

Girlfriend Pillow

Set your friend up with a girl he’ll enjoy. “I’m only watching Love Actually because my girlfriend (pillow) wanted to.”

Amazon: $26.95

Molecular Gastronomy Kit

Bring cutting edge cooking home – spherification, iced airs, and more. Who needs El Bulli anyway?

Amazon: $59.32

Bacon Candle

This bacon candle is made from actual rendered bacon fat. Fill your home with smokey, meaty flavor and none of the calories. Burns for 70 hours.

ThinkGeek: $15.99

Finger Plates

“Tra la la, I’m so fancy.” Comes with 10 plates that attach to your finger.

Amazon: $10.00

Electric DeLorean

Bring the past back to the future with a fully electric powered DeLorean that does 0-60 in 4.9 seconds. Flux Capacitor not included.

Firebox: $112,448.00

Grow Your Own Edamame

You love edamame. Now grow your own at home with the grow your own edamame kit.

Amazon: $12.96

PB&J Vodka

Peanut Butter and Jelly Vodka: Because a night out should taste like your school lunch?

Liquorama: $24.99

Dog Treadmill

Your dog is getting fat, but you’re feeling lazy. There’s finally a solution.

Amazon: $779.99

Ping Pong Anywhere

Maybe a ping pong table isn’t in the cards, but for under $20 you can set up a game of ping pong anywhere.

Amazon: $18.15

Baby’s First Tattoos

Have friends with a baby? This is the one gift that will guarantee they’ll never ask for anything for the baby again.

Stupid.com: $5.95

Dinner Napkin Tie

Are all your friends slobs? Get the Dress for Dinner Napkin.

Amazon: $6.99

Bacon Jam

Make the perfect burger or grilled cheese – or go ahead and make a peanut butter and bacon jam sandwich.

Amazon: $19.99

Come in Go Away Mat

Sometimes you want to be left alone, sometimes you don’t. Let your door mat do your talking for you.

Amazon: $34.20

Glow in the Dark Beer Pong

Play beer pong in the dark and no one will see just how gross the ball gets.

Amazon: $14.99

Black Tissues

When you’re feeling sad, you need tissues that match your mood. Tissue Noir.

Amazon: $4.99

Silicone Webbed Fingers

Webbed swimming gloves. Swim as fast as you would have if you’d been born with webbed fingers.

Amazon: $13.00

Canouflage Beer Can Wraps

Canouflage. Wrap your beers and take them with you anywhere… ANYWHERE!

Amazon: $5.78

USB Flash Drive Mix Tape

Share songs the old fashioned way. Nothing’s more romantic than making the perfect mix tape.

Amazon: $20.95

Portable Hammock for Two

Keep it in your trunk, and no matter where you are, grab a pina colada and pretend you’re relaxing at the beach.

Amazon: $65.95

Shot Glass Roulette

Shot glass roulette. The only type of gambling that you may regret winning.

Amazon: $11.64

Boyfriend Pillow

Finally, a boyfriend! But this time, when you snuggle up on the couch to watch TV, you get to choose the channel.

Amazon: $29.95

Human Bowling Ball

Live out your dreams of being on a Japanese game show. Whatever you do, don’t throw up in the ball.

Hammacher: $4,500.00

Largest Box of Nerds

The world’s largest box of nerds is the same size as a cereal box. Yes, there are two tabs on the top that separate the flavors.

It'Sugar: $19.99

Tuxedo Morphsuit

Finally afford a tuxedo that fits like a glove… and leaves nothing to the imagination.

Amazon: $55.97

Chalkboard Mug

Be as creative as you are good at procrastinating – The chalkboard coffee mug.

Amazon: $22.21

Donut Bacon Ale

When beer is made of breakfast, does that mean it’s ok to have for breakfast?

Rogue: $13.00

Helium Filled Bouncy Balls

Admit it, you still like playing with bouncy balls. Helium-filled “Sky Balls” are the best. They can bounce over 75 feet.

Amazon: $19.99

iPhone Cassette Tape Case

“Uh, hello? Is this the ‘Mariah Carey Ultimate Jamz Mixtape?’… Yes, I’ll hold.”

Amazon: $1.40

Largest Gummy Bear

It’s just one gummy bear – it’s not going to break your diet! (except this one is 5 lbs and 12,000 calories)

Amazon: $26.95

Faucet Water Fountain

Live with someone who never washes glasses? Get them what they deserve.

Amazon: $7.99

5 Pounds of Silly Putty

5 lbs of Silly Putty. Why copy one comic strip when you can copy a newspaper?

Crayola: $79.99

VW Camper Tent

Because it’s better to pretend to be living in a car, than to admit you’re living in a tent.

Amazon: $499.00

Instant Excuse Ball

There are so many things you don’t want to do… now you have an excuse.

Amazon: $7.89

Water Bottle Wallet

The Contigo Kangaroo Water Bottle. Carry everything you need in one place.

Amazon: $12.99

Sauna Pants

It’s a sauna in your pants… “It’s gettin’ hot in herre.”

Amazon: $39.97

Football Gun

Holds 6 soft footballs. Shoots up to 500 feet. We’re one step closer to robot football.

t-shirtgun.com: $999.00

1500 Ladybugs

Yes, you can buy ladybugs online. Ladybugs… everywhere.

Amazon: $18.24

Bath Mat Slippers

Keep your feet cozy after a shower – just make sure not to trip. Then, maybe use it to clean your floors?

Generate: $59.00

Instant Snow

Didn’t get enough winter? Now you can make your own snow at home. Add water and it expands over 100 times. Dry it out and it’s reusable.

ThinkGeek: $12.99

Shredded US Dollars

About $10,000 per bag. If you can’t figure out how to tape it back together, maybe you can use it as padding for gifts.

US Treasury: $45.00

Tank Double Car Crush

Drive a 120,000 pound Chieftain tank over two cars for a surprisingly affordable price. Dreams do come true.

Drive a Tank: $749.00

Dry Erase Paint

Draw and write all over your walls. Dry erase paint is great for the office, kitchen, or bedroom. What would you draw?

Amazon: $25.43

Dog Hawaiian Shirt

Everyone knows dogs don’t wear pants, but they sure look good in Hawaiian shirts. Comes in many sizes.

Amazon: $15.00

Spike Your Juice

The Spike Your Juice Kit: turn any bottle of fruit juice into a sparkling alcoholic drink in 48 hours.

Amazon: $30.00

Suitcase Money Stickers

At least you’ll know which bag is yours, not that it’ll matter when you’ve been detained by airport security.

The Cheeky: $25.00

Adjustable Hot Sauce

Innovation in hot sauce. Shake well, then choose exactly how hot you want your sauce.

Amazon: $14.99

Survival Seed Vault

Contains 20 types of seeds, enough to plant an acre. Keep it around to help rebuild after the zombie apocalypse.

Amazon: $37.95

Weightless Wedding

If she wants to get married in zero gravity, you know you’ve made the right choice. Also a crazy honeymoon idea.

Zero G: $18,000.00

Deep Water Bath Cover

Raise the water level of your bath a few inches. Make it seem like you’re living in a nicer place.

Amazon: $6.99

The Daddle

Yes, it’s a saddle for dads. Because when you’ve lost your dignity, there’s no point in trying to get it back.

Amazon: $39.99

Clothing Warming Pouch

Everyone loves warm clothes. They say they’re for pajamas, but put in any piece of clothing and it’ll be toasty warm in 10 minutes.

Hammacher: $39.99

Film Reel Gift Bows

The entertainment industry will do anything to make money. Made from actual film reel from movie trailers.

Vat 19: $9.99

World’s Tallest Roses

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For the world’s biggest apology – one dozen 5-6 foot roses.

Ultimate Rose: $259.00

Toilet Throne

Spend more quality time on the throne. Standard features include a candleholder and bell.

Amazon: $10,592.00

Sleep Headphones

The most comfortable headphones to wear while sleeping. Now you can finally sleep with Justin Bieber.

Amazon: $39.99

Bed Privacy Tent

Share a room or dorm? You need one of these.

Privacy Pop: $199.00

Fake Lottery Tickets

Each ticket looks like it wins $20,000 or more. Makes a particularly cruel April Fool’s joke.

Amazon: $4.25

Outdoor Cat Enclosure

This cat tent enclosure is surprisingly well-reviewed. Let your cat get just a little closer to the freedom he’ll never have.

Amazon: $64.58

Full Bottle Wine Glass

The full bottle wine glass holds an entire bottle of wine. No one will know you’ve lost complete control of your life.

Amazon: $19.99

Broken Image Necklace

Your necklace has failed to load. Great for forever alones everywhere.