Two is better than one. Especially when it comes to booze.
Somedays you just want to bury your head in the sand…or in this convenient pillow.
Funerals are fun! Be thankful you’re not alive to see your grave desecrated in this way by your obviously spiteful family.
A better way to get around in the snow.
In Soviet Russia, Tetris eats you. (sorry)
Now the NSA will also know where your dog is!
Every five year old boy’s dream, and the subject of his unsuspecting sister’s nightmares.
What does financial planning mean? Seriously, we don’t know.
Because it really is too hard to just stand up and take a walk.
Pop your way through 2014 with the most satisfying calendar of all time.
You are what you eat…which, in this case, means you are delicious!
It’s a koozie! It’s a football! You’re a douchebag!
You, too, can have a small part in the fight against global warming. Designed in England, so it must be classy. For men or women.
A good man is hard to find…but apparently not hard to knit.
Because inside every woman (or man) is an early ’90s little girl. Nostalgia is priceless, but these bracelets are a steal.
It’s creepy, it’s crawly, and it would eat you whole if it could…
Why throw out old paperwork when you can light it on fire? Cozy up with all your trash, compacted into a convenient fireplace log.
Breakfast just became the most deadly meal of the day.
Hope your holiday party isn’t a sinking ship.
Giant Googly Eyes, attach them to anything and you’re a comedy genius.
Hey girl … nice lobes.
Your stick family was delicious.
These ceiling panels are so convincing, you may never go outside again. Freedom. So close, yet still so far away.
Stupid kids. You probably don’t even know about the 90’s.
Because the Internet.
Hey Baby! Build me a Website.
Less classy than just eating with your fingers.
Try explaining to HR how this counts as “business attire.” Seriously, it’s only $14.99.
This baby should have been a cowboy. But, instead, she was a baby.
Best present ever? You can thank us with some homebrewed beer.
Shower beer? Or post-shower whiskey? Fix a bad hair day in more than one way.
Protect your legs and embarrass your children.
The 1965 Shelby Mustang. Some cars are too beautiful to gather dust in the garage.
With floors this clean, nobody will know just how lazy you really are.
Sick of throwing dead goldfish down the toilet? Try an electronic one! Looks like a goldfish, acts like a goldfish, and never dies!
He’s about as good at painting as he is at being President.