15 Gifts for the Asshole in Your Life

Posted: November 27th, 2012

There’s always at least one asshole on your list when the holidays roll around. The passive aggressive coworker. Your cranky uncle. That dickwad that your sister married.

It’s tough to find a gift that walks the fine line of thoughtful and insulting. This year, we’ve got you covered.

15 Gifts for the Asshole in Your Life

1. Magical Unicorn Mask ($39.99) Nothing is going to make you happier than watching some asshole try this on.

 

2. WTF Stamp ($8.99) They think they’re in on the joke.

 

3. Meat Straws ($22.95) Theoretically delicious, but actually disgusting.

Meat Straws

 

4. Horse Head Pillow ($45)  A threat you can cuddle with.

 

5. Sushi Cologne ($6) Something smells fishy.

6. 1500 Ladybugs ($17.99)  The creepiest gift for your favorite gardener.

 

7. Handerpants ($11.12) These are just the right level of inappropriate.

Underwear gloves

 

8. Misfortune Cookies ($7.99) A joke that’s not really a joke.

Misfortune Cookies

 

9. Sauna Pants ($33.54) A cleverly disguised torture device, and passive aggressive insult at the same time!

Sauna Pants

 

10. D-Bag Magnetic Poetry ($12.99) Give these to your favorite D-Bag.

Douchebag poetry

 

11. Tank Wheelchair ($9,300) For the asshole you kind of like.

 

12. Shredded US Dollars ($45) They see green, but you know it’s just a big bag of shredded paper.

Shredded US Currency

 

13. American Flag Vest ($14.99) Redneck approved.

 

14. Horse Mask and Jacket ($40.38) Delightful! Neigh!

 

15. Smoked Salmon Vodka ($29.99) Artisan vodka to make them artisan vomit.

Smoked Salmon Vodka

 

Happy Holidays from the MeWanty.net team!!!