Every five year old boy’s dream, and the subject of his unsuspecting sister’s nightmares.
You are what you eat…which, in this case, means you are delicious!
Breakfast just became the most deadly meal of the day.
Hope your holiday party isn’t a sinking ship.
Less classy than just eating with your fingers.
Best present ever? You can thank us with some homebrewed beer.
Everything is better when it’s pumpkin spiced…and pumpkin served.
Because after a few cold ones, even the best of us turn into babies.
Luke, I am your candy.
Life just got even more hipster.
If a taco isn’t messy…is it really a taco at all?
Made from human tears and collected in moments of terrible misery. Mmm…
Less classy than wooden chopsticks, but oh so much more functional.
In the “why didn’t I think of that” category, check out these Himalayan Salt Shot Glasses. Add lime, and bottom’s up!
This Easter, delight your kids with…bunny brains!!
Sure, you could use a knife…but where’s the fun in that?
The perfect screw for every cork you can find.
A healthier way to get out that unseemly aggression.
Channel your inner old man and keep this in the corner of your mouth at all times.
Bring into the office for guaranteed awkward social interaction all morning.
Nothing says ‘I love you’ like an ice cold beer.
As if you didn’t already know you needed to recharge.
Live long, and eat pizza!
Finally, a way to make your hamburgers look like hot dogs! So practical.
The way to her heart will always be…cheese.
Just what the doctor ordered…
Girls love it when you cook for them. What could go wrong?
Some people pick cute animals, others choose girls in bikinis…for you it’s bacon.
Looks like Christmas. Tastes like the Apocalypse.
It’s a Merry Christmas for all (except pigs).
If you’re going to eat ice cream, you may as well have a scoop as big as your head.
The only salt that’ll make you truly happy.
The world may be round, but you like your bacon flat.
Your favorite rooster sauce cookbook, now veggie-friendly!