Up, up, down, down, left, right….just turn the light on already.
Motion activated light for your toilet. Glows red when the seat is up and green when the seat is down.
You’d have to be psycho to hang this up in your bathroom.
Mr. President, what beautiful hair you have.
We totally read books, too…sometimes.
The Kama Sutra of Pooping: 52 ways to poop your way to spiritual enlightenment.
The lamp that can kick your ass. Uses a rail system so you can completely customize how it’s set up.
From toppled dictatorship to available at Amazon (with free super saver shipping).
Fool them into thinking you can actually wrap gifts with colorful washi tape that looks like pretty ribbons, even though it’s just masking tape.
You’ve got plenty of left over wine bottles… why not put them to use?
Perfect for the nostalgic geek with a brown thumb.
The comic re-imagining of Star Wars we’ve all been waiting for – a universe where Darth Vader gets to raise his son Luke.
When you’re really good at finding the right words, just not very good at finding the right card.
Comes framed, so it must be art. Play him off, keyboard cat…
Walk out of the shower smelling like you just walked out of a frat house.
“I am Maru” – A cat with 160,000,000 YouTube views. You love him, now get this box-loving cat’s book.
Did you grow up loving Calvin and Hobbes? This is the ultimate, complete collection. 1440 pages.
Set your friend up with a girl he’ll enjoy. “I’m only watching Love Actually because my girlfriend (pillow) wanted to.”
This bacon candle is made from actual rendered bacon fat. Fill your home with smokey, meaty flavor and none of the calories. Burns for 70 hours.
Sometimes you want to be left alone, sometimes you don’t. Let your door mat do your talking for you.
When you’re feeling sad, you need tissues that match your mood. Tissue Noir.
Finally, a boyfriend! But this time, when you snuggle up on the couch to watch TV, you get to choose the channel.
Live with someone who never washes glasses? Get them what they deserve.
Keep your feet cozy after a shower – just make sure not to trip. Then, maybe use it to clean your floors?
Didn’t get enough winter? Now you can make your own snow at home. Add water and it expands over 100 times. Dry it out and it’s reusable.
About $10,000 per bag. If you can’t figure out how to tape it back together, maybe you can use it as padding for gifts.
Draw and write all over your walls. Dry erase paint is great for the office, kitchen, or bedroom. What would you draw?
Raise the water level of your bath a few inches. Make it seem like you’re living in a nicer place.
The entertainment industry will do anything to make money. Made from actual film reel from movie trailers.
For the world’s biggest apology – one dozen 5-6 foot roses.
Spend more quality time on the throne. Standard features include a candleholder and bell.
Share a room or dorm? You need one of these.
252 stickers made from your instagram photos. They also have posters and mini-photobooks! Shipping is $6.
Class up your place with a vintage globe. See the world the way it used to be.
This Magnetic Stand will levitate objects up to 12 ounces. Very cool way to display your stuff.
For when dinner-table conversation is lacking. The Doodle Cloth.