Walk out of the shower smelling like you just walked out of a frat house.
Because medieval technology is always better with lasers.
Bring back the magic of the arcade without sacrificing the convenience of playing games on your phone.
Take a bite out of frosty toes.
Sometimes you want your toilet paper to look like tissues. – said no one ever
“He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling…” 50 recipes. Deliciously bound for your pleasure.
Dreaming of sunshine and cowbells…
Useful for testing Geiger Counters, or killing off your best friend.
Too hot? Too cold? Too sexy for your sleeping bag?
Because after a few cold ones, even the best of us turn into babies.
Because inside every woman (or man) is an early ’90s little girl. Nostalgia is priceless, but these bracelets are a steal.
The entertainment industry will do anything to make money. Made from actual film reel from movie trailers.
Class up your place with a vintage globe. See the world the way it used to be.
The perfect color to paint your car (or bicycle).
We know you’re thinking it. Now you can stamp it. (Also good for fans of the podcast).
Product #3 on the list of most important items for the impending zombie apocalypse.
If only your cat didn’t love dubstep.
This bacon candle is made from actual rendered bacon fat. Fill your home with smokey, meaty flavor and none of the calories. Burns for 70 hours.
The comic re-imagining of Star Wars we’ve all been waiting for – a universe where Darth Vader gets to raise his son Luke.
Turns any beverage into a slushee without ice or a blender. Seriously, anything. “Beer slushee anyone?”
It’s important to stay *hydrated* when you’re out on the course.
Sit back and enjoy a nice cold sip of bacon.
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Green Hair.
Now flipping over the board in rage when you lose will also take out your living room wall. You’re welcome.
Now, when you flip the board over after losing, it’ll be animal abuse.
Like in a Quentin Tarantino movie, all things deserve to be shot.
Just a friendly passive aggressive reminder!
Breakfast just became the most deadly meal of the day.
5 lbs of Silly Putty. Why copy one comic strip when you can copy a newspaper?
The “Steve Jobs Lives” t-shirt is one part sweet – and one part creepy. Get one while they’re still for sale.
For when dinner-table conversation is lacking. The Doodle Cloth.
Will glow green… and brown.
You like Baseball? You like toast? Have a Grand Slam breakfast at home.
Just when you thought George Lucas couldn’t sell out more. Sadly the frogs will not teach you how to harness The Force.
Finally, a boyfriend! But this time, when you snuggle up on the couch to watch TV, you get to choose the channel.
JackHawk 9000 bottle opening sunglasses are made with powder coated titanium. They’re like a pocket knife for the summer. Now on Kickstarter.
Oh my God, Becky. Look at her book. It is SO BIG.
Just when you thought you’d learned to stop playing with your food.
It’s like LEGOs for tiny people. 3 inches by 3 inches with 550 pieces!
Save your phone from scratches and make it look like it’s from 1989.
You’ve got a problem, and the only cure is more coffee.
You’re going to have to drink more if you want to hit that A sharp.
Just what the doctor ordered…
The perfect screw for every cork you can find.
There’s no time like math time.
Draw and write all over your walls. Dry erase paint is great for the office, kitchen, or bedroom. What would you draw?
Turns our all chewing gum is now made using synthetic rubber… go back to the way gum used to be made.
Now you’ll feel bad for more reasons than just eating too much General Tso’s Chicken.
Unofficial kit made by David Cole. Very cool, comes with hand-drawn instructions. 60-ish pieces.
These things are so well reviewed on Amazon. It’s incredible how many people bring these to sporting events.
Coasters made from vintage vinyl records. (Not world record roller coasters).
Are all your friends slobs? Get the Dress for Dinner Napkin.
A better way to power up in the morning. Turns a standard car cigarette lighter into a portable charging station for all your devices.
A real NES controller to charge your iPhone.
An even more disturbing way to play with yourself.
Who ever said dogs and mailmen couldn’t get along?
You’ll be the belle of the (costume) ball. Perfect for that Lady Gaga costume.
As you rock, the chair knits you a hat. Voila!
Awesomely annoying, and terrifyingly effective.