They’re heroes in a half shell, and they’re green!
We totally read books, too…sometimes.
57 flavors of cute.
What has your baby done for you recently?
Girls love it when you cook for them. What could go wrong?
Fit your thoughts together before you lose them!
Is that Edgar Allen Poe I smell, or have you not done laundry in a while?
It’s not going to keep you warm, but it will keep you nerdy.
Giant Googly Eyes, attach them to anything and you’re a comedy genius.
Keep your feet cozy after a shower – just make sure not to trip. Then, maybe use it to clean your floors?
Maybe you’ve seen the original version – this is better. This credit card-sized knife has everything, including a whistle and fire-starter.
Brickarms – Make your lego characters a little more badass. Many types are available including WW1, Navy Seals, and HALO.
Use your Super Nintendo controller on your Computer. Play games like a champ. You can get a used SNES controller for a couple bucks on Ebay.
Only 125 times more expensive than regular straws. Stop wasting plastic, get 4 stainless straws that will last a lifetime.
25 years after Ghostbusters, these mallows are officially licensed and caffeinated. Stay awake forever!
Canouflage. Wrap your beers and take them with you anywhere… ANYWHERE!
Let your fingers do the skating…and the body checking.
Go green with this desktop computer made from recycled cardboard and parts. 4gb ram, 3.0 ghz cpu, and 500gb hdd.
The sweet burn of rooster sauce satisfaction in a lollypop.
Mr. President, what beautiful hair you have.
Instead of flipping over the game when you lose, you can eat it.
When you play the game with shots, you either win, or you die.
Just be careful not to get a BUI…
Finally, a way to make your hamburgers look like hot dogs! So practical.
In the “why didn’t I think of that” category, check out these Himalayan Salt Shot Glasses. Add lime, and bottom’s up!
The 10 foot tree that doesn’t need ornaments.
Because it really is too hard to just stand up and take a walk.
Raise the water level of your bath a few inches. Make it seem like you’re living in a nicer place.
The Antworks Illuminated Blue Ant Farm. The ant farm cool enough for adults – would look great on your desk.
Fridge magnet poetry for your inner douchebag.
“The motor, fully charged, can really push the airplane FAR. the tree line was probably 75 yards away and the plane hit about 20 feet up in the tree!”
From the top review… “after consuming a relatively melty chocolate bar, I was ridiculed for having skid marks on my hands.”
“This is the best all around… zombie decapitating piece of steel you could hope for at this price.” It’ll drink your piss for you.
Your dog is getting fat, but you’re feeling lazy. There’s finally a solution.
The earring that’s an ear with an earring.
It’s like macaroni and cheese…without the macaroni.
Standing room for 72 adults. 50ft long. 2 side doors and a driver’s door.
You’ll still look like a weirdo, but at least you’re not going to fall off.
An infographic poster of the 2,000 most important films of all time.
When you really think about it, using any other towel is just gross.
Stop picking pencils out of your nose!
The loser ends up in a red room of shame.
If you love offending people, you will love this game…because let’s face it, Apples to Apples is child’s play. Time to grow up.
This baby should have been a cowboy. But, instead, she was a baby.
Your necklace has failed to load. Great for forever alones everywhere.
Show some retro pride. Make your iphone look like the first portable electronic device you ever owned.
Tabasco Family Reserve. For the distinguished hot sauce consumer – usually only available to the fanciest of gentlemen and gentleladies.
Much safer than the traditional Russian Roulette, unless you fill the balloons with bullets.
Ready to go when you need it. Contains fishing hook, duct tape, matches, whistle, signal mirror, razor blade, fire starter cube, chewing gum, etc…
Live out your dreams of being on a Japanese game show. Whatever you do, don’t throw up in the ball.
Did you grow up loving Calvin and Hobbes? This is the ultimate, complete collection. 1440 pages.
Because who doesn’t want to look like a pig (or a cow, or a dog) when they drink too much coffee?
A floating island makes that hole-in-one even more elusive (but so much more fun).
The Stars my Underpants.
A Swiss army knife so big it’ll take ten minutes to find the nail file.
Perfect for your next tailgate.
Now you won’t burn yourself trying to roast marshmallows on your gas stove.
Because face it, you really are that lazy.
Bring into the office for guaranteed awkward social interaction all morning.
The classy to do when decorating your own place is make it look like your childhood dreams.