I love the smell of mischief in the morning.
A real $100 Trillion Zimbabwean Dollar note. Own a piece of hyperinflation history from a modern day Weimar Republic.
There are so many things you don’t want to do… now you have an excuse.
Note to self: buy more soap.
Use your Super Nintendo controller on your Computer. Play games like a champ. You can get a used SNES controller for a couple bucks on Ebay.
The hype over 3D is over, go back to 2008. This works with modern 3D technology, turning the movies back into God-fearing 2D.
Live with someone who never washes glasses? Get them what they deserve.
Don’t be a jerk by taking the last power outlet. If you need another power adapter, this is it.
Comes framed, so it must be art. Play him off, keyboard cat…
Know what you’re getting yourself into. Accurately measure out servings.
You’re going to need a superhero to help you get through this night.
Instead of flipping over the game when you lose, you can eat it.
Life just got a lot more pixelated.
Is that a baby under that hat, or are you being obscene in public?
Take a bite out of frosty toes.
Peter Piper Picked a Pack of Paper Noses. No? That’s not how it goes?
The Glencairn glass is the perfect way to drink whisky. The shape amplifies the aromas. If you love whisky, you need one.
Now you won’t burn yourself trying to roast marshmallows on your gas stove.
The Kama Sutra of Pooping: 52 ways to poop your way to spiritual enlightenment.
The comic re-imagining of Star Wars we’ve all been waiting for – a universe where Darth Vader gets to raise his son Luke.
When Jelly Bellys are malformed, they get sold as Belly Flops and you save moneys. Lumpy and delicious.
We know you’re thinking it. Now you can stamp it. (Also good for fans of the podcast).
Let your fingers do the skating…and the body checking.
Carve your own postcard. You can carve something sweet, or something more unsavory – it’s up to you!
Just what the doctor ordered…
Who are we kidding? You’ll probably still be too lazy to use these. If you do find the time, they would make cleaning the floor easier.
Fashion Cats, aka: how to start a war with your kitty. Because there is no way your cat is going to take this lying down, in pink ruffles.
Store so much more beer in your fridge.
Serious literature about a serious pup. For spoilers check out the preview at Amazon.
Give your wounded soldiers a fighting chance.
A healthier way to get out that unseemly aggression.
Stop cursing the cat hair on your couch, and start crafting with it!
Use the Force to fold.
No one really wants what they put on their wedding registry, instead you should get them a set of these.
Fill your cat’s days with rainbows and magic. “Cats love it!”
As you lie awake, unable to sleep, you pray that maybe, just maybe, Batman will see the signal on your wall and come save you from yourself…
Only 125 times more expensive than regular straws. Stop wasting plastic, get 4 stainless straws that will last a lifetime.
Apple’s less impressive other offering.
Not only can you has cheezburger, you can be cheezburger.
Fits into any regular light bulb socket. Comes with a remote control to change between 16 colors and set transitions.
Just like spin the bottle, except your “7 minutes of heaven” is spent kissing the porcelain god.
You’ve got a problem, and the only cure is more coffee.
Now you’ll feel bad for more reasons than just eating too much General Tso’s Chicken.
In 1910, light bulbs were as cool as iPhones and Androids are today. Add a touch of history to your place.
Now you can exploit your own farm labor. If you like coffee it’s worth learning more about the plant. Really cheap, fun gift.
Dreaming of sunshine and cowbells…
The entertainment industry will do anything to make money. Made from actual film reel from movie trailers.
Looks like we’re going to have to add a fourth law of robotics. #4 Oversteeped robot tea will be slightly bitter.
Have a beer in the shower. Comes in 3 styles, Lager, Brown Ale, and Black Chocolate Stout.
252 stickers made from your instagram photos. They also have posters and mini-photobooks! Shipping is $6.
Some people pick cute animals, others choose girls in bikinis…for you it’s bacon.
“Tra la la, I’m so fancy.” Comes with 10 plates that attach to your finger.
Drink the way you’re supposed to. “If whisky don’t kill me, I’ll live til I die.”
Go back to being a kid again. The perfect controller for playing old ROMs on your computer.
The new Slap Chop? Likely will make a mess.
Sure it’s ridiculous, but for under $11 you can finally have well-folded shirts.
Made from human tears and collected in moments of terrible misery. Mmm…
Let your cat know that you’d rather have a dog.
“I am Maru” – A cat with 160,000,000 YouTube views. You love him, now get this box-loving cat’s book.
Jay-Z soundtrack not included.