The Action Trackchair. More mobility, now you can crush cars under your tank tread.
There are so many things you don’t want to do… now you have an excuse.
Spend more quality time on the throne. Standard features include a candleholder and bell.
The Same as Jenga, except there’s an added element. Each player is trying to get his or her Mario to the top of the tower before it tumbles.
Great place to keep your valuables safe. Maybe this explains those outlets that never seem to work.
The new Slap Chop? Likely will make a mess.
It’s just one gummy bear – it’s not going to break your diet! (except this one is 5 lbs and 12,000 calories)
Redneck champagne flutes – Because champagne doesn’t always have to be classy.
Sweet ‘stache, puppy! That is, until he chews it to pieces.
Glamourpuss, the book with 96 pages of full-color cat wig glory.
Don’t just look like a sexy librarian. Smell like one, too.
Turning bad news into good art one bottle at a time.
Just make sure your meat is organic and locally raised.
Use the Force to fold.
The world may be round, but you like your bacon flat.
Pretty much the lady equivalent of a blow-up doll.
Life just got even more hipster.
Less classy than just eating with your fingers.
Giant inflatable boxing glove – an unsafe toy for kids and adults alike!
Turns off any television with just the click of a button. Use it on annoying TVs at bars, restaurants, emergency rooms, and more.
A real $100 Trillion Zimbabwean Dollar note. Own a piece of hyperinflation history from a modern day Weimar Republic.
Bring fungus into your home.
Turn an iPhone 4 or 4s into a DSLR using Nikon or Canon Lenses. Their slogan: “Yes it’s real.”
Keep it in your trunk, and no matter where you are, grab a pina colada and pretend you’re relaxing at the beach.
An elegant solution to one of the First World’s most enduring problems.
Perfect for the nostalgic geek with a brown thumb.
You know who’s not drinking a beer tonight? All the Olympians. But since you aren’t one of them – bottoms up!
Up, up, down, down, left, right….just turn the light on already.
The smart gift to give to a girl who loves candles. Thankfully it is not scented like brains.
Be the envy of crazy people everywhere while keeping your hands toasty warm at your desk.
Back to the future…of crazy hats.
Pour yourself a big whiskey, and color in your favorite Mad Man/Liz Lemon Boyfriend/Douchebag-in-a-Porsche.
Not all mice are the same. This retro styled pixel mouse is pretty perfectly nerdy.
It’s a koozie! It’s a football! You’re a douchebag!
The Spike Your Juice Kit: turn any bottle of fruit juice into a sparkling alcoholic drink in 48 hours.
Waka waka waka waka waka waka…..
Remember these? Have fun for just $5. Propeller winds up with a rubber band.
The hype over 3D is over, go back to 2008. This works with modern 3D technology, turning the movies back into God-fearing 2D.
Yes, they’re “for kids.” But that doesn’t mean you can’t wear one for a night out on the town.
Get cozy anywhere. Made in the USA. Now you can sleep like a pro.
Have friends with a baby? This is the one gift that will guarantee they’ll never ask for anything for the baby again.
More comfortable than tucking valuables in the front of your bra, and just as awkward when it’s time to pay.
You have impecable taste, style, and grace. Get the vest to match.
You’re going to need a bigger boat…
You’d have to be psycho to hang this up in your bathroom.
8-bit style for under 8 bucks!
Talk to the hand! Seriously.
Looks like Christmas. Tastes like the Apocalypse.
Some days, you just gotta put on a blue suit and dance your sorrows away.
Ahoy, matey! You’re the best parent ever!!
He’s about as good at painting as he is at being President.
The most comfortable headphones to wear while sleeping. Now you can finally sleep with Justin Bieber.
The only type of dogfight your cat might like.
Get the best bacon delivered directly to you. Expensive, but can you put a price on delicious?
The best base for your lego Star Wars collection, designed by Frank Lloyd Wright. Over 800 pieces, check out the reviews.
Become a master in an ancient Japanese art form. Start from seed.
Sometimes you want to be left alone, sometimes you don’t. Let your door mat do your talking for you.
“Tra la la, I’m so fancy.” Comes with 10 plates that attach to your finger.