The Action Trackchair. More mobility, now you can crush cars under your tank tread.
There are so many things you don’t want to do… now you have an excuse.
Because it’s better to pretend to be living in a car, than to admit you’re living in a tent.
An up-to-date version. Only recipes you can make with products from Trader Joe’s.
Measure your food with Swiss precision.
Drinkwel Multivitamins. Amazing reviews on Amazon that are worth reading. Take 3 when you’re in for a crazy night.
Serious literature about a serious pup. For spoilers check out the preview at Amazon.
Make no mistake, when your steak is at stake use the steak button. (Stick it in the side to make it easy to flip).
Shot glass roulette. The only type of gambling that you may regret winning.
Do you like vodka sodas, but hate sobriety? The champagne of pure vodka.
Stop cursing the cat hair on your couch, and start crafting with it!
Tonight’s the night you’re going to finally tell her how you feel. It’s why you picked the shirt from your favorite hanger… “Meee-ow!”
My bag is vintage.
Why are you so sad Keanu? Why?
We have no idea what to say about this one.
Disco fever in the shower. Yeah, baby.
A healthier way to get out that unseemly aggression.
Fartlight combines the two most common apps for Android – Fart + Flashlight. And you thought your flashlight app couldn’t get more useful.
Oh so that’s what you’re supposed to do with all those books you didn’t read in high school.
Why throw out old paperwork when you can light it on fire? Cozy up with all your trash, compacted into a convenient fireplace log.
Everyone knows dogs don’t wear pants, but they sure look good in Hawaiian shirts. Comes in many sizes.
Bring it with you on vacation to Syria, or keep it in your closet for the next zombie outbreak.
Yes, it will allow you to control your TV or other device using different wand strokes.
The Glencairn glass is the perfect way to drink whisky. The shape amplifies the aromas. If you love whisky, you need one.
Now you can exploit your own farm labor. If you like coffee it’s worth learning more about the plant. Really cheap, fun gift.
Use color producing chemicals to change the color of your fireplace, bonfire, or tiki torch… Probably not dangerous?
You’re never too old to be light on your feet.
Tired of picking up your own crumbs? There’s a robot for that.
As you lie awake, unable to sleep, you pray that maybe, just maybe, Batman will see the signal on your wall and come save you from yourself…
The Kama Sutra of Pooping: 52 ways to poop your way to spiritual enlightenment.
Very Gothic Chic.
It’s beginning to look a lot like Kitsch-mas…
Your favorite rooster sauce cookbook, now veggie-friendly!
It’s not your fault that you’re a workaholic and need to wear a suit at all times.
Sick of throwing dead goldfish down the toilet? Try an electronic one! Looks like a goldfish, acts like a goldfish, and never dies!
Spend more quality time on the throne. Standard features include a candleholder and bell.
The Same as Jenga, except there’s an added element. Each player is trying to get his or her Mario to the top of the tower before it tumbles.
Great place to keep your valuables safe. Maybe this explains those outlets that never seem to work.
The new Slap Chop? Likely will make a mess.
It’s just one gummy bear – it’s not going to break your diet! (except this one is 5 lbs and 12,000 calories)
Redneck champagne flutes – Because champagne doesn’t always have to be classy.
Sweet ‘stache, puppy! That is, until he chews it to pieces.
Glamourpuss, the book with 96 pages of full-color cat wig glory.
Don’t just look like a sexy librarian. Smell like one, too.
Turning bad news into good art one bottle at a time.
Just make sure your meat is organic and locally raised.
Use the Force to fold.
The world may be round, but you like your bacon flat.
Pretty much the lady equivalent of a blow-up doll.
Life just got even more hipster.
Less classy than just eating with your fingers.
Giant inflatable boxing glove – an unsafe toy for kids and adults alike!
Turns off any television with just the click of a button. Use it on annoying TVs at bars, restaurants, emergency rooms, and more.
A real $100 Trillion Zimbabwean Dollar note. Own a piece of hyperinflation history from a modern day Weimar Republic.
Bring fungus into your home.
Turn an iPhone 4 or 4s into a DSLR using Nikon or Canon Lenses. Their slogan: “Yes it’s real.”
Keep it in your trunk, and no matter where you are, grab a pina colada and pretend you’re relaxing at the beach.