Pants with a built-in picnic table. Designed in Italy, so they must be fashionable.
These products are almost always for men – Now girls can inconspicuously carry any drink they’d like.
The full bottle wine glass holds an entire bottle of wine. No one will know you’ve lost complete control of your life.
For the cat lover who has finally gone completely insane.
Yes, they’re “for kids.” But that doesn’t mean you can’t wear one for a night out on the town.
Sure bacon makes everything better, but can vodka make bacon better? It does make the best Bloody Mary.
Bacon and Frosting, two perfect foods combined. So deliciously gross.
Yes, it’s a saddle for dads. Because when you’ve lost your dignity, there’s no point in trying to get it back.
Yes, it will allow you to control your TV or other device using different wand strokes.
If only your cat didn’t love dubstep.
Yes Unicorns are real… and they will haunt your dreams. Please buy this to wear while driving your car.
When beer is made of breakfast, does that mean it’s ok to have for breakfast?
No one really wants what they put on their wedding registry, instead you should get them a set of these.
Because it’s better to pretend to be living in a car, than to admit you’re living in a tent.
The best idea for a cookbook ever? If you like rooster sauce, it’s worth the $11.
So sweet and so creepy. Pretty cheap for one of the most unique gifts you could get someone. Great for Mother’s day.
We know you’re thinking it. Now you can stamp it. (Also good for fans of the podcast).
Share a room or dorm? You need one of these.
Make your cat a business cat. “I need you to stay late tonight…. we really have to catch that red dot.”
You’re going to need a bigger boat…
The Drivemocion – Display 16 different LED images to the car behind you. Some of them are not very nice.
Execute the perfect fried egg.
This cat tent enclosure is surprisingly well-reviewed. Let your cat get just a little closer to the freedom he’ll never have.
Sometimes you don’t just want diabetes, you need it. Comes in sizes as large as 20 lbs.
51 pound pancake maker. Automatically prepare pancakes in three different sizes. 0 to 3-stack in under 90 seconds.
Made from 100% beef. Get 30 with each order. Make a really delicious Bloody Mary, or a really gross anything else.
“Revenge is a dish best served stuffed” – The bloody horse head pillow.
Carries 24 cans and 8 lbs of ice – while going 13 miles per hour.
Why by a jar when you can buy a box? Guaranteed to make you popular.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Vodka: Because a night out should taste like your school lunch?
Fill your cat’s days with rainbows and magic. “Cats love it!”
Guess whose car just got a little more sophisticated…
Finally afford a tuxedo that fits like a glove… and leaves nothing to the imagination.
The sweet burn of rooster sauce satisfaction in a lollypop.
Play beer pong in the dark and no one will see just how gross the ball gets.
The only type of dogfight your cat might like.
No longer worry about losing your guitar picks. Now you can make them from almost any sheet of plastic.
What can we say? It’s a pet rock, powered via USB.
Keep your dog (or other pet) dry in the rain. Because he (or she) is worth it.
Shot glass roulette. The only type of gambling that you may regret winning.
Get the best bacon delivered directly to you. Expensive, but can you put a price on delicious?
Weighs 20 lbs. Holds 100 rubber bands. Has a mounted flashlight. Unleash terror upon your enemies.
Yes, you can buy ladybugs online. Ladybugs… everywhere.
Just when you thought George Lucas couldn’t sell out more. Sadly the frogs will not teach you how to harness The Force.
The hype over 3D is over, go back to 2008. This works with modern 3D technology, turning the movies back into God-fearing 2D.
From the top review… “after consuming a relatively melty chocolate bar, I was ridiculed for having skid marks on my hands.”
Everyone knows dogs don’t wear pants, but they sure look good in Hawaiian shirts. Comes in many sizes.
The world’s largest box of nerds is the same size as a cereal box. Yes, there are two tabs on the top that separate the flavors.
Bring it with you on vacation to Syria, or keep it in your closet for the next zombie outbreak.
This bacon candle is made from actual rendered bacon fat. Fill your home with smokey, meaty flavor and none of the calories. Burns for 70 hours.
Stop cursing the cat hair on your couch, and start crafting with it!
Spend more quality time on the throne. Standard features include a candleholder and bell.
Just because your drinking tastes aren’t refined, doesn’t mean you can’t be fashionable.
Finally, a boyfriend! But this time, when you snuggle up on the couch to watch TV, you get to choose the channel.
You know the American version. The Japanese version is much more exciting (more tentacles). Use it to make your scalp feel even better.
Comes with special ice trays, so you can use it all year round.
Do you know someone with a baby? Please buy them this wig.
Now you’ll feel bad for more reasons than just eating too much General Tso’s Chicken.
Turn an iPhone 4 or 4s into a DSLR using Nikon or Canon Lenses. Their slogan: “Yes it’s real.”
Show some retro pride. Make your iphone look like the first portable electronic device you ever owned.