These things are so well reviewed on Amazon. It’s incredible how many people bring these to sporting events.
Product #3 on the list of most important items for the impending zombie apocalypse.
Become a master in an ancient Japanese art form. Start from seed.
Not recommended for use against the Evil Dead, but surprisingly effective against wood and other saw-able materials.
Use color producing chemicals to change the color of your fireplace, bonfire, or tiki torch… Probably not dangerous?
Recreate the scene from Ed Helms’ wedding at the end of the masterpiece The Hangover 2.
“This is the best all around… zombie decapitating piece of steel you could hope for at this price.” It’ll drink your piss for you.