Everything is better when it’s pumpkin spiced…and pumpkin served.

The stuff (cat) dreams are made of! Well, this and murder.

Because after a few cold ones, even the best of us turn into babies.

Your credit card might be rejected for being too smelly, but at least it’s safe from pickpockets.

Someone out there gets to list buying beer as a “business expense,” and I think we can all agree to support that noble soul. Rock on, cowboy.

The 10 foot tree that doesn’t need ornaments.

For wearing while riding your solid gold jet ski.

Now, when you flip the board over after losing, it’ll be animal abuse.

Getting a Long Island iced tea is like rolling double sixes.

A new perspective on a very old game.

Oh so that’s what you’re supposed to do with all those books you didn’t read in high school.

Not all mice are the same. This retro styled pixel mouse is pretty perfectly nerdy.

There’s no time like math time.

Is it drafty in here, or is that just my awesome bed fan keeping my feet cold at night?

Monograms: not just for towels!

The classy to do when decorating your own place is make it look like your childhood dreams.

It’s not going to keep you warm, but it will keep you nerdy.

There’s just something about acrobatics and sleeping that go perfectly together.

A ring of Lady Gaga-esque proportions. We don’t actually know what this is, but it is crazy awesome.

Luke, I am your candy.

So cute, yet so creepy.

Life just got even more hipster.

Ahoy, matey! You’re the best parent ever!!

You’ve got legs that go on for days, and I’ve got 20/20 vision.

Real men love cats. It’s true.

If a taco isn’t messy…is it really a taco at all?

Just a friendly passive aggressive reminder!

So very comfortable, unless you want to move your head.

Made from human tears and collected in moments of terrible misery. Mmm…

Take bad style to a whole new place…where your old butt pocket is now an ankle holster.

Not going to be very effective in a jousting match, but at least it’ll keep your head warm!

If you love offending people, you will love this game…because let’s face it, Apples to Apples is child’s play. Time to grow up.

Bang! Bang! You’re clean!

It’s not your fault that you’re a workaholic and need to wear a suit at all times.

You may look like an astronaut, but you will be warm and dry. And awesome.

Too hot? Too cold? Too sexy for your sleeping bag?