Pour yourself a big whiskey, and color in your favorite Mad Man/Liz Lemon Boyfriend/Douchebag-in-a-Porsche.
Experience digital fridge poetry.
Fartlight combines the two most common apps for Android – Fart + Flashlight. And you thought your flashlight app couldn’t get more useful.
The perfect screw for every cork you can find.
A healthier way to get out that unseemly aggression.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn into finger puppets.
Channel your inner old man and keep this in the corner of your mouth at all times.
Just as douche-y as an actual Lamborghini at a fraction of the price!
Bring into the office for guaranteed awkward social interaction all morning.
Is that Edgar Allen Poe I smell, or have you not done laundry in a while?
The best present you could possibly give a four year old boy.
I love the smell of mischief in the morning.
It’s never too early to start getting ready for Episode 7.
What grows up, must now grow down.
Cover up your hairy feet, with hairy feet.
Pretty much the lady equivalent of a blow-up doll.
Like in a Quentin Tarantino movie, all things deserve to be shot.
For the truly worldly connoisseur.
Nothing says ‘I love you’ like an ice cold beer.
The loser ends up in a red room of shame.
As if you didn’t already know you needed to recharge.
Because subtlety is overrated and ineffective.
Sometimes there’s a fine line between genius and kind of gross.
Getting married just got more dangerous.
Some days, you just gotta put on a blue suit and dance your sorrows away.
Who farted?
Bring the warmth of your favorite sleeping bag with you everywhere. You’ll never have to leave its cozy embrace.
Live long, and eat pizza!
Useful for testing Geiger Counters, or killing off your best friend.
Someone’s having a case of the Mondays.
For the tech-savvy feline from 1998.
Finally, a way to make your hamburgers look like hot dogs! So practical.
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.” So say we all.
Face it, if you’re still at the age where model cars are fun, this is way better than a Ferrari.
The way to her heart will always be…cheese.
Just what the doctor ordered…
Some kids are just destined to grow up unbearably narcissistic.
You’re looking extra grizzly this morning.
Girls love it when you cook for them. What could go wrong?
Sure, you could use the Force to open that beer, but this is so much easier.
