Less classy than wooden chopsticks, but oh so much more functional.

Back to the future…of crazy hats.

In the “why didn’t I think of that” category, check out these Himalayan Salt Shot Glasses. Add lime, and bottom’s up!

This Easter, delight your kids with…bunny brains!!

The geekiest tissue box ever. Luckily, you don’t have to solve it to get a tissue.

Looks like Disney is already making some changes with the Star Wars franchise.

So meta.

Sure, you could use a knife…but where’s the fun in that?

Buckle up with a beer, and never have friends again!

Because the only thing bigger than The Hulk is…wait…my thumbs are all the same size. Whatever. This looks fun.

Fashion Cats, aka: how to start a war with your kitty. Because there is no way your cat is going to take this lying down, in pink ruffles.

Awesomely annoying, and terrifyingly effective.

Pour yourself a big whiskey, and color in your favorite Mad Man/Liz Lemon Boyfriend/Douchebag-in-a-Porsche.

Experience digital fridge poetry.

Fartlight combines the two most common apps for Android – Fart + Flashlight. And you thought your flashlight app couldn’t get more useful.

The perfect screw for every cork you can find.

A healthier way to get out that unseemly aggression.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn into finger puppets.

Channel your inner old man and keep this in the corner of your mouth at all times.

Just as douche-y as an actual Lamborghini at a fraction of the price!

Bring into the office for guaranteed awkward social interaction all morning.

Is that Edgar Allen Poe I smell, or have you not done laundry in a while?

The best present you could possibly give a four year old boy.

I love the smell of mischief in the morning.

It’s never too early to start getting ready for Episode 7.

What grows up, must now grow down.

Cover up your hairy feet, with hairy feet.

Pretty much the lady equivalent of a blow-up doll.

Like in a Quentin Tarantino movie, all things deserve to be shot.

For the truly worldly connoisseur.

Nothing says ‘I love you’ like an ice cold beer.

The loser ends up in a red room of shame.

As if you didn’t already know you needed to recharge.

Because subtlety is overrated and ineffective.

Sometimes there’s a fine line between genius and kind of gross.

Getting married just got more dangerous.