The only way to lighten up your wallet without spending cash.
This Easter, delight your kids with…bunny brains!!
Your credit card might be rejected for being too smelly, but at least it’s safe from pickpockets.
Bacon and Frosting, two perfect foods combined. So deliciously gross.
As good as a keg, and even more delicious.
Drink the way you’re supposed to. “If whisky don’t kill me, I’ll live til I die.”
Is that a baby under that hat, or are you being obscene in public?
You know the American version. The Japanese version is much more exciting (more tentacles). Use it to make your scalp feel even better.
Who are we kidding? You’ll probably still be too lazy to use these. If you do find the time, they would make cleaning the floor easier.
Sometimes you want to be left alone, sometimes you don’t. Let your door mat do your talking for you.
Made from 100% beef. Get 30 with each order. Make a really delicious Bloody Mary, or a really gross anything else.
Marriage: The Final Frontier. Engage!
The entertainment industry will do anything to make money. Made from actual film reel from movie trailers.
Like in a Quentin Tarantino movie, all things deserve to be shot.
What does financial planning mean? Seriously, we don’t know.
Looks like Christmas. Tastes like the Apocalypse.
Possibly the grossest flavor ever.
Carve your own postcard. You can carve something sweet, or something more unsavory – it’s up to you!
You may look like an astronaut, but you will be warm and dry. And awesome.
Just as douche-y as an actual Lamborghini at a fraction of the price!
Arguably looks better than pee on the seat.
Because it’s better to pretend to be living in a car, than to admit you’re living in a tent.
In Soviet Russia, Tetris eats you. (sorry)
Brickarms – Make your lego characters a little more badass. Many types are available including WW1, Navy Seals, and HALO.
Let your cat know that you’d rather have a dog.
Taking cozy to a whole new level.
Play beer pong in the dark and no one will see just how gross the ball gets.
Not sure why they’re named “Man Bait” since a love of bacon does not discriminate.
Get one step closer to using your grill for everything. This thing has incredible reviews.
This Mitt Romney wants to clean up more than just the economy.
Keep this razor in your wallet, ready for any emergency shaving.
Wacky, Wavy, Inflatable Tentacle Arm
Share a room or dorm? You need one of these.
Pretty much the lady equivalent of a blow-up doll.
Sure, you could use a knife…but where’s the fun in that?
Just make sure nobody pees on Park Place.
Bonus points for practicing on the trampoline.
Why hire a gardener, when you can pay even more for a robot?
Shot glass roulette. The only type of gambling that you may regret winning.
Make cold beers come to you.
Just when you thought George Lucas couldn’t sell out more. Sadly the frogs will not teach you how to harness The Force.
Yes, this is a 527 pound professional Dunk Tank. Get one for your apartment (comes with its own trailer).
You no longer need to guess that the top knuckle of your thumb is one inch. The Cardstick is cheap and surprisingly useful.
Draw and write all over your walls. Dry erase paint is great for the office, kitchen, or bedroom. What would you draw?
Contains 20 types of seeds, enough to plant an acre. Keep it around to help rebuild after the zombie apocalypse.
Live long and stay warm.
Just when you thought you’d learned to stop playing with your food.
When you can’t get Dippin’ Dots, at least you can still get the Astronaut equivalent.
The Glencairn glass is the perfect way to drink whisky. The shape amplifies the aromas. If you love whisky, you need one.
Micro Luggage: the carry-on luggage you can ride. Zip through the airport like a pro, then fold it up to fit in the overhead compartment.
For when you can’t keep your claws off the meat.
Because medieval technology is always better with lasers.
Carries 24 cans and 8 lbs of ice – while going 13 miles per hour.
“Hey Bros, check out my new seven foot bean bag.”
Talk to the hand! Seriously.
The smart gift to give to a girl who loves candles. Thankfully it is not scented like brains.
“Uh, hello? Is this the ‘Mariah Carey Ultimate Jamz Mixtape?’… Yes, I’ll hold.”
For your little “Captain Kirk.”
You’re never too old to be light on your feet.
Much safer than the traditional Russian Roulette, unless you fill the balloons with bullets.