When you’re really good at finding the right words, just not very good at finding the right card.
You’ll be the belle of the (costume) ball. Perfect for that Lady Gaga costume.
Canouflage. Wrap your beers and take them with you anywhere… ANYWHERE!
Coasters made from vintage vinyl records. (Not world record roller coasters).
Fit your thoughts together before you lose them!
Because face it, you really are that lazy.
Waka waka waka waka waka waka…..
As you reach down to plug in your computer, you’ll know that at least you have your outlet friends.
Get the best bacon delivered directly to you. Expensive, but can you put a price on delicious?
This Easter, delight your kids with…bunny brains!!
You’ve got plenty of left over wine bottles… why not put them to use?
252 stickers made from your instagram photos. They also have posters and mini-photobooks! Shipping is $6.
Didn’t get enough winter? Now you can make your own snow at home. Add water and it expands over 100 times. Dry it out and it’s reusable.
Stop picking pencils out of your nose!
Standing room for 72 adults. 50ft long. 2 side doors and a driver’s door.
Not recommended for use against the Evil Dead, but surprisingly effective against wood and other saw-able materials.
Pop your way through 2014 with the most satisfying calendar of all time.
Does it do anything a normal magnifying glass couldn’t? No. Does it look cool with skinny jeans? Yes.
The only way to have a beer belly and a six pack at the same time.
An oldy, but a goody. For working or eating on the go. Please check out all the customer images on Amazon.
Are all your friends slobs? Get the Dress for Dinner Napkin.
Stay warm this winter with a crocheted beard.
Webbed swimming gloves. Swim as fast as you would have if you’d been born with webbed fingers.
Some days, you just gotta put on a blue suit and dance your sorrows away.
Dreaming of sunshine and cowbells…
Do you like vodka sodas, but hate sobriety? The champagne of pure vodka.
From toppled dictatorship to available at Amazon (with free super saver shipping).
Fly through space with a rainbow behind you! Nyan nyan nyan…
One step closer to bikes replacing cars.
A Swiss army knife so big it’ll take ten minutes to find the nail file.
Up, up, down, down, left, right….just turn the light on already.
Is that a baby under that hat, or are you being obscene in public?
In case of natural disaster, at least you’ve got your priorities straight. Includes food, litter, treats and more.
Because after a few cold ones, even the best of us turn into babies.
The Spike Your Juice Kit: turn any bottle of fruit juice into a sparkling alcoholic drink in 48 hours.
Brings a game of Flip Cup to a whole new level.
Looks like pie, tastes like bacon. Fun fact: weighs over seven pounds.
Ahoy, matey! You’re the best parent ever!!
11 x 17 print, signed. Yes, Honest Abe is using the American flag as a saddle.
Use the Force to fold.
Like in a Quentin Tarantino movie, all things deserve to be shot.
No longer worry about losing your guitar picks. Now you can make them from almost any sheet of plastic.
It’s not going to keep you warm, but it will keep you nerdy.
Make the perfect burger or grilled cheese – or go ahead and make a peanut butter and bacon jam sandwich.
The way to her heart will always be…cheese.
The inside of the case is soft suede to protect your iPhone or Android. The outside is badass longhorn cowhide.
Carve your own postcard. You can carve something sweet, or something more unsavory – it’s up to you!
Get cozy anywhere. Made in the USA. Now you can sleep like a pro.
Looks like we’re going to have to add a fourth law of robotics. #4 Oversteeped robot tea will be slightly bitter.
Store so much more beer in your fridge.
Brickarms – Make your lego characters a little more badass. Many types are available including WW1, Navy Seals, and HALO.
Why throw out old paperwork when you can light it on fire? Cozy up with all your trash, compacted into a convenient fireplace log.
The Contigo Kangaroo Water Bottle. Carry everything you need in one place.
My bag is vintage.
The full bottle wine glass holds an entire bottle of wine. No one will know you’ve lost complete control of your life.
Ready to go when you need it. Contains fishing hook, duct tape, matches, whistle, signal mirror, razor blade, fire starter cube, chewing gum, etc…
If a taco isn’t messy…is it really a taco at all?
Your secrets are safe…until laundry day.
Sure bacon makes everything better, but can vodka make bacon better? It does make the best Bloody Mary.