The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cutting board. Cut your food with Turtle Power.
This cat tent enclosure is surprisingly well-reviewed. Let your cat get just a little closer to the freedom he’ll never have.
Finally, a way to make your hamburgers look like hot dogs! So practical.
There’s just something about acrobatics and sleeping that go perfectly together.
Sonic Fabric Ties are made using the tape from old cassettes, oh and they look really good too. (There’s also a Sonic Fabric Handbag).
Who are we kidding? You’ll probably still be too lazy to use these. If you do find the time, they would make cleaning the floor easier.
A whiskey a day keeps the doctor…oh, wait.
Get the best bacon delivered directly to you. Expensive, but can you put a price on delicious?
The entertainment industry will do anything to make money. Made from actual film reel from movie trailers.
Hey Bro, what do you think about this 2011 Moscato? #YOLO.
The earring that’s an ear with an earring.
It’s just like shoving play-doh in your mouth, except it’s chocolate.
If you’re going to eat ice cream, you may as well have a scoop as big as your head.
The smart gift to give to a girl who loves candles. Thankfully it is not scented like brains.
The possibilites are endless. Paint Circuits anywhere (except your skin).
They discovered the god particle, and all you got was this watch.
The horse head and smoking jacket combo. You’ve spent too much time on the internet.
It’s important to stay *hydrated* when you’re out on the course.
Arguably looks better than pee on the seat.
An elegant solution to one of the First World’s most enduring problems.
Go back to analog. Take incredibly cool photos. Multiple exposures in one picture.
You’re going to need a superhero to help you get through this night.
Maybe you’ve seen the original version – this is better. This credit card-sized knife has everything, including a whistle and fire-starter.
You’re going to need a bigger boat…
Now the NSA will also know where your dog is!
Best present ever? You can thank us with some homebrewed beer.
Sometimes you want to be left alone, sometimes you don’t. Let your door mat do your talking for you.
Boldly going where millions of other pizza cutters have gone before. Read the reviews at Amazon for more Star Trek references.
The hype over 3D is over, go back to 2008. This works with modern 3D technology, turning the movies back into God-fearing 2D.
Drive a 120,000 pound Chieftain tank over two cars for a surprisingly affordable price. Dreams do come true.
Jay-Z soundtrack not included.
Ready to go when you need it. Contains fishing hook, duct tape, matches, whistle, signal mirror, razor blade, fire starter cube, chewing gum, etc…
Fit your thoughts together before you lose them!
What does financial planning mean? Seriously, we don’t know.
Waka waka waka waka waka waka…..
Sure, you could use the Force to open that beer, but this is so much easier.
Life just got even more hipster.
Sit back and enjoy a nice cold sip of bacon.
Sure, you could use a knife…but where’s the fun in that?
Made from human tears and collected in moments of terrible misery. Mmm…
An even more disturbing way to play with yourself.
Probably some kind of sophisticated drinking game for fancy people.
Not only can you has cheezburger, you can be cheezburger.
Perfect for the nostalgic geek with a brown thumb.
“Uh, hello? Is this the ‘Mariah Carey Ultimate Jamz Mixtape?’… Yes, I’ll hold.”
Better than a catapult. Can launch a golf ball 250 feet.
As if you didn’t already know you needed to recharge.
Easily the most fun you can have for under $30. Better than all those crappier cheap remote control helicopters, this is the gift to get.
Get cozy anywhere. Made in the USA. Now you can sleep like a pro.
The temporary tattoo that’ll really get you some attention…
Live with someone who never washes glasses? Get them what they deserve.
Mr. President, what beautiful hair you have.
Some people pick cute animals, others choose girls in bikinis…for you it’s bacon.
Fartlight combines the two most common apps for Android – Fart + Flashlight. And you thought your flashlight app couldn’t get more useful.
Turns any beverage into a slushee without ice or a blender. Seriously, anything. “Beer slushee anyone?”
Has your cat gone insane? Get them this cat straight jacket.
Keep this razor in your wallet, ready for any emergency shaving.
Proving there is such a thing as a sexy nightie.
The perfect companion cube for your cocktail.
Don’t be a jerk by taking the last power outlet. If you need another power adapter, this is it.