Use your Super Nintendo controller on your Computer. Play games like a champ. You can get a used SNES controller for a couple bucks on Ebay.
An even more disturbing way to play with yourself.
The Glencairn glass is the perfect way to drink whisky. The shape amplifies the aromas. If you love whisky, you need one.
You’re never too old to be light on your feet.
The Stars my Underpants.
Drumming your fingers on the table is child’s play. Step up your game.
Now you only need one thing for your french fries.
For when you stop respecting your insides. Nothing says classy like a jug of hot sauce.
Brickarms – Make your lego characters a little more badass. Many types are available including WW1, Navy Seals, and HALO.
Live long, and eat pizza!
Because it really is too hard to just stand up and take a walk.
Share songs the old fashioned way. Nothing’s more romantic than making the perfect mix tape.
Your necklace has failed to load. Great for forever alones everywhere.
Waka waka waka waka waka waka…..
Make your vodka taste less like vodka…and more like bourbon, gin, absinthe or anything else your liver desires.
Only 125 times more expensive than regular straws. Stop wasting plastic, get 4 stainless straws that will last a lifetime.
You’re probably bored at work right now. This blow gun comes with more than enough darts to irritate everyone in your office.
Finally a world map made from mustaches. For the gentlemanly domicile.
For making your fancy drinky-drinks. These trays really do make excellent ice cubes.
In 1910, light bulbs were as cool as iPhones and Androids are today. Add a touch of history to your place.
Ever knock your drink onto your computer? If you only had one of these…
The apron that makes you a better cook.
Easily the most fun you can have for under $30. Better than all those crappier cheap remote control helicopters, this is the gift to get.
Just a friendly passive aggressive reminder!
Did you grow up loving Calvin and Hobbes? This is the ultimate, complete collection. 1440 pages.
Artisinal food from your local vending machine.
See the rings of Saturn with this bad boy. The Celestron AstroMaster Home Telescope. Yes, it’s an actual image from the telescope.
For the world’s biggest apology – one dozen 5-6 foot roses.
Innovation in hot sauce. Shake well, then choose exactly how hot you want your sauce.
Getting married just got more dangerous.
If a BBQ made love to a Chia Pet…you know the rest. Perfect for small spaces.
Sure, you could use the Force to open that beer, but this is so much easier.
If you’re going to eat ice cream, you may as well have a scoop as big as your head.
The hoodie that makes you look like Princess Leia.
Build a castle. Then eat it for lunch.
Oh my God, Becky. Look at her book. It is SO BIG.
Even the baby in the picture looks a bit skeptical about this one.
Looks like Christmas. Tastes like the Apocalypse.
Go back to being a kid again. The perfect controller for playing old ROMs on your computer.
Guess whose car just got a little more sophisticated…
Why are you so sad Keanu? Why?
JackHawk 9000 bottle opening sunglasses are made with powder coated titanium. They’re like a pocket knife for the summer. Now on Kickstarter.
You’ve got a problem, and the only cure is more coffee.
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Green Hair.
Who ever said dogs and mailmen couldn’t get along?
Play beer pong in the dark and no one will see just how gross the ball gets.
Nixie Tubes were developed in the 1950s to display numerals. These clocks are built from old-stock space-race-era Russian parts.
252 stickers made from your instagram photos. They also have posters and mini-photobooks! Shipping is $6.
Will glow green… and brown.
Motion activated light for your toilet. Glows red when the seat is up and green when the seat is down.
It’s the calendar equivalent of unicorns and rainbows.
These things are so well reviewed on Amazon. It’s incredible how many people bring these to sporting events.
25 years after Ghostbusters, these mallows are officially licensed and caffeinated. Stay awake forever!
A real NES controller to charge your iPhone.
They’re heroes in a half shell, and they’re green!
When you’re feeling sad, you need tissues that match your mood. Tissue Noir.
You are what you eat…which, in this case, means you are delicious!
You can’t afford the car, and now you also can’t afford the chair.
Canouflage. Wrap your beers and take them with you anywhere… ANYWHERE!