When the going gets weird, the weird turn into finger puppets.
It’s like having a segway for each leg. These electric roller skates have up to a 6 mile range.
The perfect glass for pounding pinot.
The smart gift to give to a girl who loves candles. Thankfully it is not scented like brains.
When you’re feeling sad, you need tissues that match your mood. Tissue Noir.
The only type of dogfight your cat might like.
Perfect for the nostalgic geek with a brown thumb.
Set your friend up with a girl he’ll enjoy. “I’m only watching Love Actually because my girlfriend (pillow) wanted to.”
Contains 20 types of seeds, enough to plant an acre. Keep it around to help rebuild after the zombie apocalypse.
Who are we kidding? You’ll probably still be too lazy to use these. If you do find the time, they would make cleaning the floor easier.
“I felt a haunting loneliness sometimes, and felt it in others–young clerks in the dusk, wasting the most poignant moments of night and life.”
Make your cat a business cat. “I need you to stay late tonight…. we really have to catch that red dot.”
Funerals are fun! Be thankful you’re not alive to see your grave desecrated in this way by your obviously spiteful family.
The best base for your lego Star Wars collection, designed by Frank Lloyd Wright. Over 800 pieces, check out the reviews.
The new Slap Chop? Likely will make a mess.
Become a master in an ancient Japanese art form. Start from seed.
Everyone loves warm clothes. They say they’re for pajamas, but put in any piece of clothing and it’ll be toasty warm in 10 minutes.
Girls love it when you cook for them. What could go wrong?
Fill your cat’s days with rainbows and magic. “Cats love it!”
Your breath smells like cholesterol!
11 x 17 print, signed. Yes, Honest Abe is using the American flag as a saddle.
“Revenge is a dish best served stuffed” – The bloody horse head pillow.
The only way to have a beer belly and a six pack at the same time.
“Tra la la, I’m so fancy.” Comes with 10 plates that attach to your finger.
Make the perfect mix and give it a name. Mixed and Bottled in Scotland, and yes, they do ship to the USA.
287 pieces… including a flux capacitor.
Jay-Z soundtrack not included.
The rows are perfectly sized to fit lasagne noodles – every piece is a perfect edge piece. What else can you make crispy?
A good man is hard to find…but apparently not hard to knit.
It’s a sauna in your pants… “It’s gettin’ hot in herre.”
When you can’t get Dippin’ Dots, at least you can still get the Astronaut equivalent.
Bonus points for practicing on the trampoline.
Turning bad news into good art one bottle at a time.
Comes with special ice trays, so you can use it all year round.
For the cat lover who has finally gone completely insane.
252 stickers made from your instagram photos. They also have posters and mini-photobooks! Shipping is $6.
It’s just one gummy bear – it’s not going to break your diet! (except this one is 5 lbs and 12,000 calories)
Finally a world map made from mustaches. For the gentlemanly domicile.
A better way to power up in the morning. Turns a standard car cigarette lighter into a portable charging station for all your devices.
Turns off any television with just the click of a button. Use it on annoying TVs at bars, restaurants, emergency rooms, and more.
Made from human tears and collected in moments of terrible misery. Mmm…
Completely sealed with live shrimp. Command nature! People have kept them alive for over 12 years.
In the “why didn’t I think of that” category, check out these Himalayan Salt Shot Glasses. Add lime, and bottom’s up!
It’s not going to keep you warm, but it will keep you nerdy.
Use the Force to fold.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cutting board. Cut your food with Turtle Power.
Wacky, Wavy, Inflatable Tentacle Arm
Standing room for 72 adults. 50ft long. 2 side doors and a driver’s door.
You’ve got legs that go on for days, and I’ve got 20/20 vision.
The Contigo Kangaroo Water Bottle. Carry everything you need in one place.
Your credit card might be rejected for being too smelly, but at least it’s safe from pickpockets.
Even though baby may be too young for real food, he’s not too young for his first bacon.
Let your cat know that you’d rather have a dog.
Too hot? Too cold? Too sexy for your sleeping bag?
Is it drafty in here, or is that just my awesome bed fan keeping my feet cold at night?
Peter Piper Picked a Pack of Paper Noses. No? That’s not how it goes?
For when you can’t keep your claws off the meat.
The full bottle wine glass holds an entire bottle of wine. No one will know you’ve lost complete control of your life.
Getting a Long Island iced tea is like rolling double sixes.