Sure it’s ridiculous, but for under $11 you can finally have well-folded shirts.
Yes Unicorns are real… and they will haunt your dreams. Please buy this to wear while driving your car.
Everything is better when it’s pumpkin spiced…and pumpkin served.
Know what you’re getting yourself into. Accurately measure out servings.
“I felt a haunting loneliness sometimes, and felt it in others–young clerks in the dusk, wasting the most poignant moments of night and life.”
Is that a baby under that hat, or are you being obscene in public?
Hide your pooch with a pooch.
Measure your food with Swiss precision.
The entertainment industry will do anything to make money. Made from actual film reel from movie trailers.
Not going to be very effective in a jousting match, but at least it’ll keep your head warm!
Why by a jar when you can buy a box? Guaranteed to make you popular.
The possibilites are endless. Paint Circuits anywhere (except your skin).
Live long and stay warm.
When you really think about it, using any other towel is just gross.
Just like spin the bottle, except your “7 minutes of heaven” is spent kissing the porcelain god.
“The motor, fully charged, can really push the airplane FAR. the tree line was probably 75 yards away and the plane hit about 20 feet up in the tree!”
Redneck champagne flutes – Because champagne doesn’t always have to be classy.
Your dog won’t know how silly he looks.
Execute the perfect fried egg.
Who ever said dogs and mailmen couldn’t get along?
Only 125 times more expensive than regular straws. Stop wasting plastic, get 4 stainless straws that will last a lifetime.
Do you like vodka sodas, but hate sobriety? The champagne of pure vodka.
For wearing while riding your solid gold jet ski.
Somedays you just want to bury your head in the sand…or in this convenient pillow.
Live out your dreams of being on a Japanese game show. Whatever you do, don’t throw up in the ball.
Yes, they’re “for kids.” But that doesn’t mean you can’t wear one for a night out on the town.
Is that Edgar Allen Poe I smell, or have you not done laundry in a while?
Because how can you be serious business without one? It keeps drinking and drinking and drinking…
No embarrassing story ever started with someone eating a salad, either.
So sweet and so creepy. Pretty cheap for one of the most unique gifts you could get someone. Great for Mother’s day.
Two is better than one. Especially when it comes to booze.
Everyone loves warm clothes. They say they’re for pajamas, but put in any piece of clothing and it’ll be toasty warm in 10 minutes.
Because subtlety is overrated and ineffective.
The teddy bear you sleep on.
Even though baby may be too young for real food, he’s not too young for his first bacon.
Pop your way through 2014 with the most satisfying calendar of all time.
The way to her heart will always be…cheese.
Make the perfect mix and give it a name. Mixed and Bottled in Scotland, and yes, they do ship to the USA.
You’re going to need a bigger boat…
Raise the water level of your bath a few inches. Make it seem like you’re living in a nicer place.
A better way to power up in the morning. Turns a standard car cigarette lighter into a portable charging station for all your devices.
Great place to keep your valuables safe. Maybe this explains those outlets that never seem to work.
The comic re-imagining of Star Wars we’ve all been waiting for – a universe where Darth Vader gets to raise his son Luke.
It’s important to stay *hydrated* when you’re out on the course.
The Spike Your Juice Kit: turn any bottle of fruit juice into a sparkling alcoholic drink in 48 hours.
Let your fingers do the skating…and the body checking.
Didn’t get enough winter? Now you can make your own snow at home. Add water and it expands over 100 times. Dry it out and it’s reusable.
Let your cat’s inner monster go on a rampage.
Nothing says “I’m a superhero” like a having cape behind your knee.
Artisinal food from your local vending machine.
Sometimes you want your toilet paper to look like tissues. – said no one ever
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.” So say we all.
Guess whose car just got a little more sophisticated…
You’ll still have to say “ching!” at the end of each line.
Will glow green… and brown.
Finally, a way to make your hamburgers look like hot dogs! So practical.
We totally read books, too…sometimes.
Giant inflatable boxing glove – an unsafe toy for kids and adults alike!
Serious literature about a serious pup. For spoilers check out the preview at Amazon.
The most satisfying calendar ever. 365 days of bubble wrap popping.