“Revenge is a dish best served stuffed” – The bloody horse head pillow.
Yes, this is a 527 pound professional Dunk Tank. Get one for your apartment (comes with its own trailer).
So sweet and so creepy. Pretty cheap for one of the most unique gifts you could get someone. Great for Mother’s day.
The cutest shark you’ll ever see.
This baby should have been a cowboy. But, instead, she was a baby.
Goes up to 60mph. For less than the price of a fully equipped Hyundai. Take it anywhere, even south of the border (Taco Bell).
“Hey Bros, check out my new seven foot bean bag.”
The hoodie that makes you look like Princess Leia.
Despite the name, this is a very good product. Keep your wine at the perfect temperature, not too hot or too cold… Then use it to stab your enemies.
For the cat lover who has finally gone completely insane.
Micro Luggage: the carry-on luggage you can ride. Zip through the airport like a pro, then fold it up to fit in the overhead compartment.
The “Steve Jobs Lives” t-shirt is one part sweet – and one part creepy. Get one while they’re still for sale.
So very comfortable, unless you want to move your head.
Why by a jar when you can buy a box? Guaranteed to make you popular.
Very Gothic Chic.
Hey Baby! Build me a Website.
No longer worry about losing your guitar picks. Now you can make them from almost any sheet of plastic.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cutting board. Cut your food with Turtle Power.
My bag is vintage.
Will glow green… and brown.
Sure, you could use a knife…but where’s the fun in that?
Not going to be very effective in a jousting match, but at least it’ll keep your head warm!
Yes, it’s a saddle for dads. Because when you’ve lost your dignity, there’s no point in trying to get it back.
The stuff (cat) dreams are made of! Well, this and murder.
Just be careful not to get a BUI…
When you can’t get Dippin’ Dots, at least you can still get the Astronaut equivalent.
Use your Super Nintendo controller on your Computer. Play games like a champ. You can get a used SNES controller for a couple bucks on Ebay.
Make your cat a business cat. “I need you to stay late tonight…. we really have to catch that red dot.”
What grows up, must now grow down.
Looks like Disney is already making some changes with the Star Wars franchise.
You’re never too old to be light on your feet.
Unofficial kit made by David Cole. Very cool, comes with hand-drawn instructions. 60-ish pieces.
The only way to have a beer belly and a six pack at the same time.
When you’re feeling sad, you need tissues that match your mood. Tissue Noir.
The Antworks Illuminated Blue Ant Farm. The ant farm cool enough for adults – would look great on your desk.
Dogfight in a real airplane with no experience. These planes pull the same Gs as an F-16.
It’s a sauna in your pants… “It’s gettin’ hot in herre.”
They’re heroes in a half shell, and they’re green!
If a BBQ made love to a Chia Pet…you know the rest. Perfect for small spaces.
Finally a world map made from mustaches. For the gentlemanly domicile.
See blue skies even on the rainiest of days.
Have a beer in the shower. Comes in 3 styles, Lager, Brown Ale, and Black Chocolate Stout.
Let your cat’s inner monster go on a rampage.
Bring into the office for guaranteed awkward social interaction all morning.
The teddy bear you sleep on.
Because subtlety is overrated and ineffective.
Shower beer? Or post-shower whiskey? Fix a bad hair day in more than one way.
The perfect glass for pounding pinot.
Ms. Pac-Man would approve.
Spend more quality time on the throne. Standard features include a candleholder and bell.
You may look like an astronaut, but you will be warm and dry. And awesome.
Someone’s having a case of the Mondays.
Stay warm this winter with a crocheted beard.
It’s just one gummy bear – it’s not going to break your diet! (except this one is 5 lbs and 12,000 calories)
Just a friendly passive aggressive reminder!
It’s like a chastity belt for your leftover pinot.
Try explaining to HR how this counts as “business attire.” Seriously, it’s only $14.99.
Webbed swimming gloves. Swim as fast as you would have if you’d been born with webbed fingers.
An infographic poster of the 2,000 most important films of all time.