24 inch by 36 inch poster of the legendary actor, diabetes spokesman, and walrus impersonator.
“Does someone smell like fish?”
Ever knock your drink onto your computer? If you only had one of these…
Just when you thought you’d learned to stop playing with your food.
Damn Nelson Mandela, you smell so good!
You’re going to need a superhero to help you get through this night.
Important question: does this thing come with a vomit bag?
What can we say? It’s a pet rock, powered via USB.
Wacky, Wavy, Inflatable Tentacle Arm
Nothing says ‘I love you’ like an ice cold beer.
It’s like having a segway for each leg. These electric roller skates have up to a 6 mile range.
JackHawk 9000 bottle opening sunglasses are made with powder coated titanium. They’re like a pocket knife for the summer. Now on Kickstarter.
Don’t be a jerk by taking the last power outlet. If you need another power adapter, this is it.
Make the perfect burger or grilled cheese – or go ahead and make a peanut butter and bacon jam sandwich.
For the truly worldly connoisseur.
The Stars my Underpants.
Fill your cat’s days with rainbows and magic. “Cats love it!”
Has your cat gone insane? Get them this cat straight jacket.
Remember these? Have fun for just $5. Propeller winds up with a rubber band.
If you’re going to eat ice cream, you may as well have a scoop as big as your head.
Be as creative as you are good at procrastinating – The chalkboard coffee mug.
Have friends with a baby? This is the one gift that will guarantee they’ll never ask for anything for the baby again.
Much safer than the traditional Russian Roulette, unless you fill the balloons with bullets.
Fly through space with a rainbow behind you! Nyan nyan nyan…
Now, when you flip the board over after losing, it’ll be animal abuse.
Just like spin the bottle, except your “7 minutes of heaven” is spent kissing the porcelain god.
Sadly, blowing on Zelda NES Cartridge clock will not make it show the correct time.
In the “why didn’t I think of that” category, check out these Himalayan Salt Shot Glasses. Add lime, and bottom’s up!
The loser ends up in a red room of shame.
It’s not going to keep you warm, but it will keep you nerdy.
Now flipping over the board in rage when you lose will also take out your living room wall. You’re welcome.
Mr. President, what beautiful hair you have.
If she wants to get married in zero gravity, you know you’ve made the right choice. Also a crazy honeymoon idea.
Taking cozy to a whole new level.
Every five year old boy’s dream, and the subject of his unsuspecting sister’s nightmares.
There’s no time like math time.
Let your fingers do the skating…and the body checking.
Because how can you be serious business without one? It keeps drinking and drinking and drinking…
Brings a game of Flip Cup to a whole new level.
You’re never too old to be light on your feet.
Just as douche-y as an actual Lamborghini at a fraction of the price!
Sure it’s ridiculous, but for under $11 you can finally have well-folded shirts.
Funerals are fun! Be thankful you’re not alive to see your grave desecrated in this way by your obviously spiteful family.
Ms. Pac-Man would approve.
Peter Piper Picked a Pack of Paper Noses. No? That’s not how it goes?
Show some retro pride. Make your iphone look like the first portable electronic device you ever owned.
Get your pet the food dish he deserves.
Keep your feet cozy after a shower – just make sure not to trip. Then, maybe use it to clean your floors?
Sometimes you don’t just want diabetes, you need it. Comes in sizes as large as 20 lbs.
So very comfortable, unless you want to move your head.
Sick of throwing dead goldfish down the toilet? Try an electronic one! Looks like a goldfish, acts like a goldfish, and never dies!
The 10 foot tree that doesn’t need ornaments.
Your breath smells like cholesterol!
From the top review… “after consuming a relatively melty chocolate bar, I was ridiculed for having skid marks on my hands.”
Fits into any regular light bulb socket. Comes with a remote control to change between 16 colors and set transitions.
The solar system is yours… to lick.
Someone out there gets to list buying beer as a “business expense,” and I think we can all agree to support that noble soul. Rock on, cowboy.
Your necklace has failed to load. Great for forever alones everywhere.
As if you didn’t already know you needed to recharge.