Fridge magnet poetry for your inner douchebag.
If only your cat didn’t love dubstep.
Redneck champagne flutes – Because champagne doesn’t always have to be classy.
Bring cutting edge cooking home – spherification, iced airs, and more. Who needs El Bulli anyway?
Be the envy of crazy people everywhere while keeping your hands toasty warm at your desk.
These products are almost always for men – Now girls can inconspicuously carry any drink they’d like.
When you can’t get Dippin’ Dots, at least you can still get the Astronaut equivalent.
This Magnetic Stand will levitate objects up to 12 ounces. Very cool way to display your stuff.
One step closer to bikes replacing cars.
They’re extra fuzzy.
It’s not your fault that you’re a workaholic and need to wear a suit at all times.
The smart gift to give to a girl who loves candles. Thankfully it is not scented like brains.
The world’s largest box of nerds is the same size as a cereal box. Yes, there are two tabs on the top that separate the flavors.
Does it do anything a normal magnifying glass couldn’t? No. Does it look cool with skinny jeans? Yes.
Drive a 120,000 pound Chieftain tank over two cars for a surprisingly affordable price. Dreams do come true.
Comes with special ice trays, so you can use it all year round.
Get your pet the food dish he deserves.
Go back to analog. Take incredibly cool photos. Multiple exposures in one picture.
For wearing while riding your solid gold jet ski.
A real $100 Trillion Zimbabwean Dollar note. Own a piece of hyperinflation history from a modern day Weimar Republic.
“Revenge is a dish best served stuffed” – The bloody horse head pillow.
“He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling…” 50 recipes. Deliciously bound for your pleasure.
Not only can you has cheezburger, you can be cheezburger.
It’s the calendar equivalent of unicorns and rainbows.
As you reach down to plug in your computer, you’ll know that at least you have your outlet friends.
Give your wounded soldiers a fighting chance.
You no longer need to guess that the top knuckle of your thumb is one inch. The Cardstick is cheap and surprisingly useful.
So very comfortable, unless you want to move your head.
The lamp that can kick your ass. Uses a rail system so you can completely customize how it’s set up.
Maybe you’ve seen the original version – this is better. This credit card-sized knife has everything, including a whistle and fire-starter.
Mr. President, what beautiful hair you have.
This Mitt Romney wants to clean up more than just the economy.
Everyone knows dogs don’t wear pants, but they sure look good in Hawaiian shirts. Comes in many sizes.
Just make sure nobody pees on Park Place.
Take bad style to a whole new place…where your old butt pocket is now an ankle holster.
Turn your $1,500 MacBook Pro into a battery recharging station.
Build a castle. Then eat it for lunch.
You’ve got legs that go on for days, and I’ve got 20/20 vision.
Give into nostalgia with an Etch-a-Sketch iPhone case personalized with a sketch of your choosing.
Proving there is such a thing as a sexy nightie.
Bang! Bang! You’re clean!
Peanut Butter and Jelly Vodka: Because a night out should taste like your school lunch?
When beer is made of breakfast, does that mean it’s ok to have for breakfast?
Easily the most fun you can have for under $30. Better than all those crappier cheap remote control helicopters, this is the gift to get.
The best base for your lego Star Wars collection, designed by Frank Lloyd Wright. Over 800 pieces, check out the reviews.
The Litter Kwitter Cat Toilet Training System. Do you really think your cat is smart enough?
Yes, it will allow you to control your TV or other device using different wand strokes.
So sweet and so creepy. Pretty cheap for one of the most unique gifts you could get someone. Great for Mother’s day.
Yes, they’re “for kids.” But that doesn’t mean you can’t wear one for a night out on the town.
The way to her heart will always be…cheese.
Bacon and Frosting, two perfect foods combined. So deliciously gross.
“I felt a haunting loneliness sometimes, and felt it in others–young clerks in the dusk, wasting the most poignant moments of night and life.”
For the cat lover who has finally gone completely insane.
Unofficial kit made by David Cole. Very cool, comes with hand-drawn instructions. 60-ish pieces.
In Soviet Russia, Tetris eats you. (sorry)
A whiskey a day keeps the doctor…oh, wait.
Dry… or dry not. There is no try. The best bathrobe ever, it is.
Standing room for 72 adults. 50ft long. 2 side doors and a driver’s door.
Is that Edgar Allen Poe I smell, or have you not done laundry in a while?
An even more disturbing way to play with yourself.