Your kid is more of a man than you are.
Even though baby may be too young for real food, he’s not too young for his first bacon.
Let your fingers do the skating…and the body checking.
You’re probably bored at work right now. This blow gun comes with more than enough darts to irritate everyone in your office.
Maybe a ping pong table isn’t in the cards, but for under $20 you can set up a game of ping pong anywhere.
Play beer pong in the dark and no one will see just how gross the ball gets.
Live out your dreams of being on a Japanese game show. Whatever you do, don’t throw up in the ball.
Admit it, you still like playing with bouncy balls. Helium-filled “Sky Balls” are the best. They can bounce over 75 feet.
5 lbs of Silly Putty. Why copy one comic strip when you can copy a newspaper?
There are so many things you don’t want to do… now you have an excuse.
Yes, it’s a saddle for dads. Because when you’ve lost your dignity, there’s no point in trying to get it back.
Each ticket looks like it wins $20,000 or more. Makes a particularly cruel April Fool’s joke.
Giant inflatable boxing glove – an unsafe toy for kids and adults alike!
“Revenge is a dish best served stuffed” – The bloody horse head pillow.
287 pieces… including a flux capacitor.
The Same as Jenga, except there’s an added element. Each player is trying to get his or her Mario to the top of the tower before it tumbles.
Brickarms – Make your lego characters a little more badass. Many types are available including WW1, Navy Seals, and HALO.
Remember these? Have fun for just $5. Propeller winds up with a rubber band.
Fridge magnet poetry for your inner douchebag.
Weighs 20 lbs. Holds 100 rubber bands. Has a mounted flashlight. Unleash terror upon your enemies.
A magnetic fluid that is unquestionably the work of the Devil. This stuff looks so crazy.
Yes, they’re “for kids.” But that doesn’t mean you can’t wear one for a night out on the town.
“The motor, fully charged, can really push the airplane FAR. the tree line was probably 75 yards away and the plane hit about 20 feet up in the tree!”
The best base for your lego Star Wars collection, designed by Frank Lloyd Wright. Over 800 pieces, check out the reviews.
Much safer than the traditional Russian Roulette, unless you fill the balloons with bullets.
The hype over 3D is over, go back to 2008. This works with modern 3D technology, turning the movies back into God-fearing 2D.
Easily the most fun you can have for under $30. Better than all those crappier cheap remote control helicopters, this is the gift to get.