Two Beer Glass
Two is better than one. Especially when it comes to booze.
Custom Gravestones
Funerals are fun! Be thankful you’re not alive to see your grave desecrated in this way by your obviously spiteful family.
Edible Bugs
Every five year old boy’s dream, and the subject of his unsuspecting sister’s nightmares.
Fart Filtering Underwear
You, too, can have a small part in the fight against global warming. Designed in England, so it must be classy. For men or women.
Snap Bracelets
Because inside every woman (or man) is an early ’90s little girl. Nostalgia is priceless, but these bracelets are a steal.
Paper Log Maker
Why throw out old paperwork when you can light it on fire? Cozy up with all your trash, compacted into a convenient fireplace log.
Cloud Ceiling
These ceiling panels are so convincing, you may never go outside again. Freedom. So close, yet still so far away.
Bubble Wrap Suit
Try explaining to HR how this counts as “business attire.” Seriously, it’s only $14.99.
Mustang Pool Table
The 1965 Shelby Mustang. Some cars are too beautiful to gather dust in the garage.
Unkillable Goldfish
Sick of throwing dead goldfish down the toilet? Try an electronic one! Looks like a goldfish, acts like a goldfish, and never dies!
