Electric Conductive Paint
The possibilites are endless. Paint Circuits anywhere (except your skin).
Steering Wheel Table
An oldy, but a goody. For working or eating on the go. Please check out all the customer images on Amazon.
Perfect Whisky Glass
The Glencairn glass is the perfect way to drink whisky. The shape amplifies the aromas. If you love whisky, you need one.
Electric Paper Airplane
“The motor, fully charged, can really push the airplane FAR. the tree line was probably 75 yards away and the plane hit about 20 feet up in the tree!”
Scratch Map
It’s like a lottery scratcher, except you don’t win anything but a map showing where you’ve been and where you still need to go.
Lego Falling Water
The best base for your lego Star Wars collection, designed by Frank Lloyd Wright. Over 800 pieces, check out the reviews.
Redneck Wine Glass
No one really wants what they put on their wedding registry, instead you should get them a set of these.
Russian Roulette For Kids
Much safer than the traditional Russian Roulette, unless you fill the balloons with bullets.
Cat Necktie
Make your cat a business cat. “I need you to stay late tonight…. we really have to catch that red dot.”
Rejected Jelly Bellys
When Jelly Bellys are malformed, they get sold as Belly Flops and you save moneys. Lumpy and delicious.
Portable Disposable Urinal
These things are so well reviewed on Amazon. It’s incredible how many people bring these to sporting events.
Beer Soap
Have a beer in the shower. Comes in 3 styles, Lager, Brown Ale, and Black Chocolate Stout.
Diana Mini Camera
Go back to analog. Take incredibly cool photos. Multiple exposures in one picture.
Handerpants
From the top review… “after consuming a relatively melty chocolate bar, I was ridiculed for having skid marks on my hands.”
Firesteel Fire Starter
Product #3 on the list of most important items for the impending zombie apocalypse.
Boo: Life of the Dog Book
Serious literature about a serious pup. For spoilers check out the preview at Amazon.
Bacon Vodka
Sure bacon makes everything better, but can vodka make bacon better? It does make the best Bloody Mary.
2D Movie Glasses
The hype over 3D is over, go back to 2008. This works with modern 3D technology, turning the movies back into God-fearing 2D.
Cardstick
You no longer need to guess that the top knuckle of your thumb is one inch. The Cardstick is cheap and surprisingly useful.
Perfect Cube Ice Tray
For making your fancy drinky-drinks. These trays really do make excellent ice cubes.
Robot Tea Infuser
Looks like we’re going to have to add a fourth law of robotics. #4 Oversteeped robot tea will be slightly bitter.
Dagobah Frog Habitat
Just when you thought George Lucas couldn’t sell out more. Sadly the frogs will not teach you how to harness The Force.
Steak Button
Make no mistake, when your steak is at stake use the steak button. (Stick it in the side to make it easy to flip).
USB Stealth Charger
Don’t be a jerk by taking the last power outlet. If you need another power adapter, this is it.
Stainless Steel Straws
Only 125 times more expensive than regular straws. Stop wasting plastic, get 4 stainless straws that will last a lifetime.
Grow your own Coffee Kit
Now you can exploit your own farm labor. If you like coffee it’s worth learning more about the plant. Really cheap, fun gift.
Magical Unicorn Mask
Yes Unicorns are real… and they will haunt your dreams. Please buy this to wear while driving your car.
Abe Lincoln Grizzly Print
11 x 17 print, signed. Yes, Honest Abe is using the American flag as a saddle.
Syma S107 Helicopter
Easily the most fun you can have for under $30. Better than all those crappier cheap remote control helicopters, this is the gift to get.
Pocket Chainsaw
Not recommended for use against the Evil Dead, but surprisingly effective against wood and other saw-able materials.
Fireplace Coloring Kit
Use color producing chemicals to change the color of your fireplace, bonfire, or tiki torch… Probably not dangerous?