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Some people pick cute animals, others choose girls in bikinis…for you it’s bacon.

Looks like Christmas. Tastes like the Apocalypse.

It’s a Merry Christmas for all (except pigs).

The only salt that’ll make you truly happy.

The world may be round, but you like your bacon flat.

Your favorite rooster sauce cookbook, now veggie-friendly!

Now you won’t burn yourself trying to roast marshmallows on your gas stove.

The perfect glass for pounding pinot.

Breakfast perfected.

You’ve got a problem, and the only cure is more coffee.

It’s like a chastity belt for your leftover pinot.