Hobbit Feet Slippers
They’re extra fuzzy.
Zelda NES Game Clock
Sadly, blowing on Zelda NES Cartridge clock will not make it show the correct time.
Horse Mask and Jacket
The horse head and smoking jacket combo. You’ve spent too much time on the internet.
Cat Clothes Hanger
Tonight’s the night you’re going to finally tell her how you feel. It’s why you picked the shirt from your favorite hanger… “Meee-ow!”
Electrical Outlet Faces
As you reach down to plug in your computer, you’ll know that at least you have your outlet friends.
Slushee Mug
Turns any beverage into a slushee without ice or a blender. Seriously, anything. “Beer slushee anyone?”
Andromeda Tactical Lighting
The lamp that can kick your ass. Uses a rail system so you can completely customize how it’s set up.
Saddam Hussein Iraqi Dinar
From toppled dictatorship to available at Amazon (with free super saver shipping).
Electric Skates
It’s like having a segway for each leg. These electric roller skates have up to a 6 mile range.
Mini Bat-Signal
As you lie awake, unable to sleep, you pray that maybe, just maybe, Batman will see the signal on your wall and come save you from yourself…
Boxed Wine Bag
Just because your drinking tastes aren’t refined, doesn’t mean you can’t be fashionable.
Baby’s First Bacon
Even though baby may be too young for real food, he’s not too young for his first bacon.
