Office Blow Gun
You’re probably bored at work right now. This blow gun comes with more than enough darts to irritate everyone in your office.
1 Gallon Tabasco Jug
For when you stop respecting your insides. Nothing says classy like a jug of hot sauce.
At Home DNA Test
Do you need even more reasons to hate your parents? Spit in a tube and get a full list of your genetic health risks and ancestral history.
Maru the Cat Book
“I am Maru” – A cat with 160,000,000 YouTube views. You love him, now get this box-loving cat’s book.
De-Caffeinating Pills
Can’t sleep because you drank too much coffee? These pills will actually help your body break down caffeine so you can get to sleep.
Sauna Suit
Stay warm and moist. This sauna suit is cheaper than buying “real clothes,” plus you can pretend you’re from the future.
Bottle Opener Sunglasses
JackHawk 9000 bottle opening sunglasses are made with powder coated titanium. They’re like a pocket knife for the summer. Now on Kickstarter.
1910 Vintage Light Bulb
In 1910, light bulbs were as cool as iPhones and Androids are today. Add a touch of history to your place.
Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Did you grow up loving Calvin and Hobbes? This is the ultimate, complete collection. 1440 pages.
Redneck Champagne Flutes
Redneck champagne flutes – Because champagne doesn’t always have to be classy.
Girlfriend Pillow
Set your friend up with a girl he’ll enjoy. “I’m only watching Love Actually because my girlfriend (pillow) wanted to.”
Molecular Gastronomy Kit
Bring cutting edge cooking home – spherification, iced airs, and more. Who needs El Bulli anyway?
Bacon Candle
This bacon candle is made from actual rendered bacon fat. Fill your home with smokey, meaty flavor and none of the calories. Burns for 70 hours.
Electric DeLorean
Bring the past back to the future with a fully electric powered DeLorean that does 0-60 in 4.9 seconds. Flux Capacitor not included.
Grow Your Own Edamame
You love edamame. Now grow your own at home with the grow your own edamame kit.
Ping Pong Anywhere
Maybe a ping pong table isn’t in the cards, but for under $20 you can set up a game of ping pong anywhere.
Baby’s First Tattoos
Have friends with a baby? This is the one gift that will guarantee they’ll never ask for anything for the baby again.
Bacon Jam
Make the perfect burger or grilled cheese – or go ahead and make a peanut butter and bacon jam sandwich.
Come in Go Away Mat
Sometimes you want to be left alone, sometimes you don’t. Let your door mat do your talking for you.
Glow in the Dark Beer Pong
Play beer pong in the dark and no one will see just how gross the ball gets.
Silicone Webbed Fingers
Webbed swimming gloves. Swim as fast as you would have if you’d been born with webbed fingers.
USB Flash Drive Mix Tape
Share songs the old fashioned way. Nothing’s more romantic than making the perfect mix tape.
Portable Hammock for Two
Keep it in your trunk, and no matter where you are, grab a pina colada and pretend you’re relaxing at the beach.
Boyfriend Pillow
Finally, a boyfriend! But this time, when you snuggle up on the couch to watch TV, you get to choose the channel.