Lego Assault Weapons
Brickarms – Make your lego characters a little more badass. Many types are available including WW1, Navy Seals, and HALO.
Misfortune Cookies
Now you’ll feel bad for more reasons than just eating too much General Tso’s Chicken.
Multi-Color LED Light
Fits into any regular light bulb socket. Comes with a remote control to change between 16 colors and set transitions.
Cassette Tape Necktie
Sonic Fabric Ties are made using the tape from old cassettes, oh and they look really good too. (There’s also a Sonic Fabric Handbag).
Rubber Band Gatling Gun
Weighs 20 lbs. Holds 100 rubber bands. Has a mounted flashlight. Unleash terror upon your enemies.
Japanese Head Massager
You know the American version. The Japanese version is much more exciting (more tentacles). Use it to make your scalp feel even better.
Carve A Postcard
Carve your own postcard. You can carve something sweet, or something more unsavory – it’s up to you!
Grill Cooking Tray
Get one step closer to using your grill for everything. This thing has incredible reviews.
Space Ice Cream Dots
When you can’t get Dippin’ Dots, at least you can still get the Astronaut equivalent.
Flying Boat
The Seair flying boat. Fly up to 8,000 feet. Land as many times as you’d like on water, or one time on dry land.
Blend your own Whisky
Make the perfect mix and give it a name. Mixed and Bottled in Scotland, and yes, they do ship to the USA.
Taxidermy Deer LEGO Kit
Unofficial kit made by David Cole. Very cool, comes with hand-drawn instructions. 60-ish pieces.
Cowhide iPhone Cover
The inside of the case is soft suede to protect your iPhone or Android. The outside is badass longhorn cowhide.
Wilford Brimley Poster
24 inch by 36 inch poster of the legendary actor, diabetes spokesman, and walrus impersonator.
Gameboy bricks
Bricks made to look like the original Gamboy. Imagine someone coming across these in 100 years.
Cereal Marshmallows
Sometimes you don’t just want diabetes, you need it. Comes in sizes as large as 20 lbs.
Custom Face Pillows
So sweet and so creepy. Pretty cheap for one of the most unique gifts you could get someone. Great for Mother’s day.
$100 Trillion Bill
A real $100 Trillion Zimbabwean Dollar note. Own a piece of hyperinflation history from a modern day Weimar Republic.
Wine Corkcicle
Despite the name, this is a very good product. Keep your wine at the perfect temperature, not too hot or too cold… Then use it to stab your enemies.
At Home Predator Drone
You can now get your own R/C Model of a Predator Drone. Bring surveillance stateside!
Ferrofluid Magnetic Liquid
A magnetic fluid that is unquestionably the work of the Devil. This stuff looks so crazy.
Popcake Pancake Machine
51 pound pancake maker. Automatically prepare pancakes in three different sizes. 0 to 3-stack in under 90 seconds.
Buddy Bumper Balls
Yes, they’re “for kids.” But that doesn’t mean you can’t wear one for a night out on the town.
Home Telescope
See the rings of Saturn with this bad boy. The Celestron AstroMaster Home Telescope. Yes, it’s an actual image from the telescope.
Stone Drink Dispenser
From the Description… “adds instant pizazz to any event.” So if it’s pizazz you’re after, it’s pizazz you’ll find.