USS Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Boldly going where millions of other pizza cutters have gone before. Read the reviews at Amazon for more Star Trek references.
Cat Fancy Magazine
Say you’re getting it for the articles, really read it for the pictures. Fold out centerfold in each issue (for real).
5lbs of Gummy Frogs
The green gummy frogs with white bellies. Enough to eat until you puke, over and over again.
iPhone SLR Mount
Turn an iPhone 4 or 4s into a DSLR using Nikon or Canon Lenses. Their slogan: “Yes it’s real.”
Survival Kit Sardine Can
Ready to go when you need it. Contains fishing hook, duct tape, matches, whistle, signal mirror, razor blade, fire starter cube, chewing gum, etc…
Monkey Picked Tea
Monkeys enslaved to serve you delicious tea. The real start to Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
Stay Puft Marshmallows
25 years after Ghostbusters, these mallows are officially licensed and caffeinated. Stay awake forever!
Ecosphere with Shrimp
Completely sealed with live shrimp. Command nature! People have kept them alive for over 12 years.
Connect-A-Desk
Finally look stylish as you walk around using your laptop. Who needs a tablet anyway?
Personal Hovercraft
Goes up to 60mph. For less than the price of a fully equipped Hyundai. Take it anywhere, even south of the border (Taco Bell).
Drinking Bird
Because how can you be serious business without one? It keeps drinking and drinking and drinking…
Great Gatsby Poster
“I felt a haunting loneliness sometimes, and felt it in others–young clerks in the dusk, wasting the most poignant moments of night and life.”
NES USB Controller
Go back to being a kid again. The perfect controller for playing old ROMs on your computer.
Kymera Remote Control
Yes, it will allow you to control your TV or other device using different wand strokes.
Gameboy iPhone 4s Case
Show some retro pride. Make your iphone look like the first portable electronic device you ever owned.
The Fitdesk
An exercise bike specifically designed to be used while you’re on your laptop or playing video games. Amazing reviews on Amazon.
Bacon of the Month Club
Get the best bacon delivered directly to you. Expensive, but can you put a price on delicious?
$25 Tabasco Sauce
Tabasco Family Reserve. For the distinguished hot sauce consumer – usually only available to the fanciest of gentlemen and gentleladies.
Electrical Outlet Safe
Great place to keep your valuables safe. Maybe this explains those outlets that never seem to work.
Heavy Drinker Vitamins
Drinkwel Multivitamins. Amazing reviews on Amazon that are worth reading. Take 3 when you’re in for a crazy night.
