Two Beer Glass
Two is better than one. Especially when it comes to booze.
Custom Gravestones
Funerals are fun! Be thankful you’re not alive to see your grave desecrated in this way by your obviously spiteful family.
Edible Bugs
Every five year old boy’s dream, and the subject of his unsuspecting sister’s nightmares.
Snap Bracelets
Because inside every woman (or man) is an early ’90s little girl. Nostalgia is priceless, but these bracelets are a steal.
Paper Log Maker
Why throw out old paperwork when you can light it on fire? Cozy up with all your trash, compacted into a convenient fireplace log.
Cloud Ceiling
These ceiling panels are so convincing, you may never go outside again. Freedom. So close, yet still so far away.
Mustang Pool Table
The 1965 Shelby Mustang. Some cars are too beautiful to gather dust in the garage.
Unkillable Goldfish
Sick of throwing dead goldfish down the toilet? Try an electronic one! Looks like a goldfish, acts like a goldfish, and never dies!
Pocket Travel Socks
Your credit card might be rejected for being too smelly, but at least it’s safe from pickpockets.
Cowboy Beer Hat
Someone out there gets to list buying beer as a “business expense,” and I think we can all agree to support that noble soul. Rock on, cowboy.
Hanging Book Sculptures
Oh so that’s what you’re supposed to do with all those books you didn’t read in high school.
