Monogramed iPhone Button
Monograms: not just for towels!
Super Mario Wall Decals
The classy to do when decorating your own place is make it look like your childhood dreams.
Crazy Sea Creature Ring
A ring of Lady Gaga-esque proportions. We don’t actually know what this is, but it is crazy awesome.
Denim Sandal Boots
Take bad style to a whole new place…where your old butt pocket is now an ankle holster.
Crocheted Knight’s Helmet
Not going to be very effective in a jousting match, but at least it’ll keep your head warm!
Cards Against Humanity
If you love offending people, you will love this game…because let’s face it, Apples to Apples is child’s play. Time to grow up.
Silk Suit Pajamas
It’s not your fault that you’re a workaholic and need to wear a suit at all times.
Salty Shot Glasses
In the “why didn’t I think of that” category, check out these Himalayan Salt Shot Glasses. Add lime, and bottom’s up!
Rubik’s Cube Tissues
The geekiest tissue box ever. Luckily, you don’t have to solve it to get a tissue.
Superhero Thumb Wrestling
Because the only thing bigger than The Hulk is…wait…my thumbs are all the same size. Whatever. This looks fun.
Jon Hamm Coloring Book
Pour yourself a big whiskey, and color in your favorite Mad Man/Liz Lemon Boyfriend/Douchebag-in-a-Porsche.
