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As you rock, the chair knits you a hat. Voila!

Now you can be a couch potato anywhere… Anywhere!

Just like spin the bottle, except your “7 minutes of heaven” is spent kissing the porcelain god.

Drumming your fingers on the table is child’s play. Step up your game.

Why hire a gardener, when you can pay even more for a robot?

It’s important to stay *hydrated* when you’re out on the course.

The Most Interesting Remote in the World.

Make cold beers come to you.