Food

When you can’t get Dippin’ Dots, at least you can still get the Astronaut equivalent.

Make the perfect mix and give it a name. Mixed and Bottled in Scotland, and yes, they do ship to the USA.

Sometimes you don’t just want diabetes, you need it. Comes in sizes as large as 20 lbs.

Bring fungus into your home.

Despite the name, this is a very good product. Keep your wine at the perfect temperature, not too hot or too cold… Then use it to stab your enemies.

51 pound pancake maker. Automatically prepare pancakes in three different sizes. 0 to 3-stack in under 90 seconds.

From the Description… “adds instant pizazz to any event.” So if it’s pizazz you’re after, it’s pizazz you’ll find.

Boldly going where millions of other pizza cutters have gone before. Read the reviews at Amazon for more Star Trek references.

The new Slap Chop? Likely will make a mess.

The green gummy frogs with white bellies. Enough to eat until you puke, over and over again.

Monkeys enslaved to serve you delicious tea. The real start to Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

25 years after Ghostbusters, these mallows are officially licensed and caffeinated. Stay awake forever!

Measure your food with Swiss precision.

Know what you’re getting yourself into. Accurately measure out servings.

Drink the way you’re supposed to. “If whisky don’t kill me, I’ll live til I die.”

Get the best bacon delivered directly to you. Expensive, but can you put a price on delicious?

Tabasco Family Reserve. For the distinguished hot sauce consumer – usually only available to the fanciest of gentlemen and gentleladies.

Drinkwel Multivitamins. Amazing reviews on Amazon that are worth reading. Take 3 when you’re in for a crazy night.

The Tec-9 of Condiment containers.

The Glencairn glass is the perfect way to drink whisky. The shape amplifies the aromas. If you love whisky, you need one.

Why by a jar when you can buy a box? Guaranteed to make you popular.

You like Baseball? You like toast? Have a Grand Slam breakfast at home.

When Jelly Bellys are malformed, they get sold as Belly Flops and you save moneys. Lumpy and delicious.

Make the best sangria or infuse some gin. It’s BPA free so it won’t kill you.

Sure bacon makes everything better, but can vodka make bacon better? It does make the best Bloody Mary.

For making your fancy drinky-drinks. These trays really do make excellent ice cubes.

Everything you need to make 6 Gallons of wine? What? You have to buy this.

Give your wounded soldiers a fighting chance.

The best idea for a cookbook ever? If you like rooster sauce, it’s worth the $11.