Outdoors

Funerals are fun! Be thankful you’re not alive to see your grave desecrated in this way by your obviously spiteful family.

A better way to get around in the snow. 

It’s a koozie! It’s a football! You’re a douchebag!

It’s creepy, it’s crawly, and it would eat you whole if it could…

Too hot? Too cold? Too sexy for your sleeping bag?

Bring the warmth of your favorite sleeping bag with you everywhere. You’ll never have to leave its cozy embrace.

Dreaming of sunshine and cowbells…

See blue skies even on the rainiest of days.

Standing room for 72 adults. 50ft long. 2 side doors and a driver’s door.

Trick your bike out like an eco-gangsta with this miniature, portable planter.

A floating island makes that hole-in-one even more elusive (but so much more fun).

Light up your outdoor party this summer with these solar powered lights that fit onto any standard mason jar.

Why settle for a boring old float, when you can have an island? Fits eight people, and has a built in stereo system and drink cooler.

Because medieval technology is always better with lasers.

If a BBQ made love to a Chia Pet…you know the rest. Perfect for small spaces.

Keep it in your trunk, and no matter where you are, grab a pina colada and pretend you’re relaxing at the beach.

Because it’s better to pretend to be living in a car, than to admit you’re living in a tent.

Yes, you can buy ladybugs online. Ladybugs… everywhere.

Drive a 120,000 pound Chieftain tank over two cars for a surprisingly affordable price. Dreams do come true.

Contains 20 types of seeds, enough to plant an acre. Keep it around to help rebuild after the zombie apocalypse.

If she wants to get married in zero gravity, you know you’ve made the right choice. Also a crazy honeymoon idea.

Maybe you’ve seen the original version – this is better. This credit card-sized knife has everything, including a whistle and fire-starter.

Dogfight in a real airplane with no experience. These planes pull the same Gs as an F-16.

Yes, this is a 527 pound professional Dunk Tank. Get one for your apartment (comes with its own trailer).

This beach ball is probably more than twice your height.

The Seair flying boat. Fly up to 8,000 feet. Land as many times as you’d like on water, or one time on dry land.

Keep your dog (or other pet) dry in the rain. Because he (or she) is worth it.

Bricks made to look like the original Gamboy. Imagine someone coming across these in 100 years.

The Action Trackchair. More mobility, now you can crush cars under your tank tread.

Comes with special ice trays, so you can use it all year round.

See the rings of Saturn with this bad boy. The Celestron AstroMaster Home Telescope. Yes, it’s an actual image from the telescope.

Better than a catapult. Can launch a golf ball 250 feet.

Ready to go when you need it. Contains fishing hook, duct tape, matches, whistle, signal mirror, razor blade, fire starter cube, chewing gum, etc…

Goes up to 60mph. For less than the price of a fully equipped Hyundai. Take it anywhere, even south of the border (Taco Bell).