Pets

Now the NSA will also know where your dog is!

Sick of throwing dead goldfish down the toilet? Try an electronic one! Looks like a goldfish, acts like a goldfish, and never dies!

The stuff (cat) dreams are made of! Well, this and murder.

Fashion Cats, aka: how to start a war with your kitty. Because there is no way your cat is going to take this lying down, in pink ruffles.

For the tech-savvy feline from 1998.

Because face it, you really are that lazy.

Get your pet the food dish he deserves.

Bonus points for practicing on the trampoline.

Let your cat know that you’d rather have a dog.

Has your cat gone insane? Get them this cat straight jacket.

The Litter Kwitter Cat Toilet Training System. Do you really think your cat is smart enough?

In case of natural disaster, at least you’ve got your priorities straight. Includes food, litter, treats and more.

Your dog won’t know how silly he looks.

Fill your cat’s days with rainbows and magic. “Cats love it!”

Who ever said dogs and mailmen couldn’t get along?

Dog abuse like you’ll only find in Japan. Turn your dog into a duck.

He’s your best friend, he won’t mind wearing it.

Glamourpuss, the book with 96 pages of full-color cat wig glory.

Make sure your cat is more comfortable than you are in the Cat Crib – a hammock made for cats.

Stop cursing the cat hair on your couch, and start crafting with it!

Let your cat’s inner monster go on a rampage.

Sweet ‘stache, puppy! That is, until he chews it to pieces.

Your dog is getting fat, but you’re feeling lazy. There’s finally a solution.

Everyone knows dogs don’t wear pants, but they sure look good in Hawaiian shirts. Comes in many sizes.

This cat tent enclosure is surprisingly well-reviewed. Let your cat get just a little closer to the freedom he’ll never have.

For the cat lover who has finally gone completely insane.

The only type of dogfight your cat might like.

Serious literature about a serious pup. For spoilers check out the preview at Amazon.

Just when you thought George Lucas couldn’t sell out more. Sadly the frogs will not teach you how to harness The Force.

If only your cat didn’t love dubstep.