Toys

A good man is hard to find…but apparently not hard to knit.

Giant Googly Eyes, attach them to anything and you’re a comedy genius.

The 1965 Shelby Mustang. Some cars are too beautiful to gather dust in the garage.

Now, when you flip the board over after losing, it’ll be animal abuse.

Getting a Long Island iced tea is like rolling double sixes.

A new perspective on a very old game.

The classy to do when decorating your own place is make it look like your childhood dreams.

There’s just something about acrobatics and sleeping that go perfectly together.

So cute, yet so creepy.

Ahoy, matey! You’re the best parent ever!!

If you love offending people, you will love this game…because let’s face it, Apples to Apples is child’s play. Time to grow up.

Bang! Bang! You’re clean!

Because the only thing bigger than The Hulk is…wait…my thumbs are all the same size. Whatever. This looks fun.

Awesomely annoying, and terrifyingly effective.

Pour yourself a big whiskey, and color in your favorite Mad Man/Liz Lemon Boyfriend/Douchebag-in-a-Porsche.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn into finger puppets.

The loser ends up in a red room of shame.

Who farted?

Useful for testing Geiger Counters, or killing off your best friend.

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.” So say we all.

Some kids are just destined to grow up unbearably narcissistic.

It’s a postcard! It’s a garden! It’s the perfect way to remind your friend of her brown thumb!

Build a castle. Then eat it for lunch.

Just make sure nobody pees on Park Place.

Use the Force to fold.

The teddy bear you sleep on.

Make sure you’re the most annoying guest at the party.

Now flipping over the board in rage when you lose will also take out your living room wall. You’re welcome.

When you play the game with shots, you either win, or you die.

Roses are Red, and so is Bacon.

Jay-Z soundtrack not included.

Instead of flipping over the game when you lose, you can eat it.

Wacky, Wavy, Inflatable Tentacle Arm

It’s like LEGOs for tiny people. 3 inches by 3 inches with 550 pieces!

You’re going to need a bigger boat…

An even more disturbing way to play with yourself.