Come in Go Away Mat
Sometimes you want to be left alone, sometimes you don’t. Let your door mat do your talking for you.
Glow in the Dark Beer Pong
Play beer pong in the dark and no one will see just how gross the ball gets.
Silicone Webbed Fingers
Webbed swimming gloves. Swim as fast as you would have if you’d been born with webbed fingers.
USB Flash Drive Mix Tape
Share songs the old fashioned way. Nothing’s more romantic than making the perfect mix tape.
Portable Hammock for Two
Keep it in your trunk, and no matter where you are, grab a pina colada and pretend you’re relaxing at the beach.
Boyfriend Pillow
Finally, a boyfriend! But this time, when you snuggle up on the couch to watch TV, you get to choose the channel.
Human Bowling Ball
Live out your dreams of being on a Japanese game show. Whatever you do, don’t throw up in the ball.
Largest Box of Nerds
The world’s largest box of nerds is the same size as a cereal box. Yes, there are two tabs on the top that separate the flavors.
Tuxedo Morphsuit
Finally afford a tuxedo that fits like a glove… and leaves nothing to the imagination.
Helium Filled Bouncy Balls
Admit it, you still like playing with bouncy balls. Helium-filled “Sky Balls” are the best. They can bounce over 75 feet.
iPhone Cassette Tape Case
“Uh, hello? Is this the ‘Mariah Carey Ultimate Jamz Mixtape?’… Yes, I’ll hold.”
Largest Gummy Bear
It’s just one gummy bear – it’s not going to break your diet! (except this one is 5 lbs and 12,000 calories)
5 Pounds of Silly Putty
5 lbs of Silly Putty. Why copy one comic strip when you can copy a newspaper?
VW Camper Tent
Because it’s better to pretend to be living in a car, than to admit you’re living in a tent.
Football Gun
Holds 6 soft footballs. Shoots up to 500 feet. We’re one step closer to robot football.
Bath Mat Slippers
Keep your feet cozy after a shower – just make sure not to trip. Then, maybe use it to clean your floors?
Instant Snow
Didn’t get enough winter? Now you can make your own snow at home. Add water and it expands over 100 times. Dry it out and it’s reusable.
Shredded US Dollars
About $10,000 per bag. If you can’t figure out how to tape it back together, maybe you can use it as padding for gifts.
Tank Double Car Crush
Drive a 120,000 pound Chieftain tank over two cars for a surprisingly affordable price. Dreams do come true.
Dry Erase Paint
Draw and write all over your walls. Dry erase paint is great for the office, kitchen, or bedroom. What would you draw?
Dog Hawaiian Shirt
Everyone knows dogs don’t wear pants, but they sure look good in Hawaiian shirts. Comes in many sizes.
Spike Your Juice
The Spike Your Juice Kit: turn any bottle of fruit juice into a sparkling alcoholic drink in 48 hours.
Suitcase Money Stickers
At least you’ll know which bag is yours, not that it’ll matter when you’ve been detained by airport security.
Adjustable Hot Sauce
Innovation in hot sauce. Shake well, then choose exactly how hot you want your sauce.
Survival Seed Vault
Contains 20 types of seeds, enough to plant an acre. Keep it around to help rebuild after the zombie apocalypse.
Weightless Wedding
If she wants to get married in zero gravity, you know you’ve made the right choice. Also a crazy honeymoon idea.