Deep Water Bath Cover
Raise the water level of your bath a few inches. Make it seem like you’re living in a nicer place.
The Daddle
Yes, it’s a saddle for dads. Because when you’ve lost your dignity, there’s no point in trying to get it back.
Clothing Warming Pouch
Everyone loves warm clothes. They say they’re for pajamas, but put in any piece of clothing and it’ll be toasty warm in 10 minutes.
Film Reel Gift Bows
The entertainment industry will do anything to make money. Made from actual film reel from movie trailers.
Toilet Throne
Spend more quality time on the throne. Standard features include a candleholder and bell.
Sleep Headphones
The most comfortable headphones to wear while sleeping. Now you can finally sleep with Justin Bieber.
Fake Lottery Tickets
Each ticket looks like it wins $20,000 or more. Makes a particularly cruel April Fool’s joke.
Outdoor Cat Enclosure
This cat tent enclosure is surprisingly well-reviewed. Let your cat get just a little closer to the freedom he’ll never have.
Full Bottle Wine Glass
The full bottle wine glass holds an entire bottle of wine. No one will know you’ve lost complete control of your life.
Meat Straws
Made from 100% beef. Get 30 with each order. Make a really delicious Bloody Mary, or a really gross anything else.
Steve Jobs Lives Shirt
The “Steve Jobs Lives” t-shirt is one part sweet – and one part creepy. Get one while they’re still for sale.
New Trader Joe’s Cookbook
An up-to-date version. Only recipes you can make with products from Trader Joe’s.
Old School iPhone Headset
The iPhone headset – Look like you’re serious business. Also works with some new Macbooks.
Credit Card Multitool 2.0
Maybe you’ve seen the original version – this is better. This credit card-sized knife has everything, including a whistle and fire-starter.
Car LED Emoticon
The Drivemocion – Display 16 different LED images to the car behind you. Some of them are not very nice.
Homemade Chewing Gum
Turns our all chewing gum is now made using synthetic rubber… go back to the way gum used to be made.
Full Body Riot Control Suit
Bring it with you on vacation to Syria, or keep it in your closet for the next zombie outbreak.
Real Airplane Dogfight
Dogfight in a real airplane with no experience. These planes pull the same Gs as an F-16.
Lasagne Edge Pan
The rows are perfectly sized to fit lasagne noodles – every piece is a perfect edge piece. What else can you make crispy?
Instagram Stickers
252 stickers made from your instagram photos. They also have posters and mini-photobooks! Shipping is $6.
Glowing Blue Ant farm
The Antworks Illuminated Blue Ant Farm. The ant farm cool enough for adults – would look great on your desk.
Nixie Tube Clock
Nixie Tubes were developed in the 1950s to display numerals. These clocks are built from old-stock space-race-era Russian parts.
