Grow Mushrooms at Home
Bring fungus into your home.
Wine Corkcicle
Despite the name, this is a very good product. Keep your wine at the perfect temperature, not too hot or too cold… Then use it to stab your enemies.
At Home Predator Drone
You can now get your own R/C Model of a Predator Drone. Bring surveillance stateside!
Ferrofluid Magnetic Liquid
A magnetic fluid that is unquestionably the work of the Devil. This stuff looks so crazy.
Popcake Pancake Machine
51 pound pancake maker. Automatically prepare pancakes in three different sizes. 0 to 3-stack in under 90 seconds.
Buddy Bumper Balls
Yes, they’re “for kids.” But that doesn’t mean you can’t wear one for a night out on the town.
Home Telescope
See the rings of Saturn with this bad boy. The Celestron AstroMaster Home Telescope. Yes, it’s an actual image from the telescope.
Stone Drink Dispenser
From the Description… “adds instant pizazz to any event.” So if it’s pizazz you’re after, it’s pizazz you’ll find.
USS Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Boldly going where millions of other pizza cutters have gone before. Read the reviews at Amazon for more Star Trek references.
Cat Fancy Magazine
Say you’re getting it for the articles, really read it for the pictures. Fold out centerfold in each issue (for real).
5lbs of Gummy Frogs
The green gummy frogs with white bellies. Enough to eat until you puke, over and over again.
iPhone SLR Mount
Turn an iPhone 4 or 4s into a DSLR using Nikon or Canon Lenses. Their slogan: “Yes it’s real.”
Survival Kit Sardine Can
Ready to go when you need it. Contains fishing hook, duct tape, matches, whistle, signal mirror, razor blade, fire starter cube, chewing gum, etc…
Monkey Picked Tea
Monkeys enslaved to serve you delicious tea. The real start to Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
Stay Puft Marshmallows
25 years after Ghostbusters, these mallows are officially licensed and caffeinated. Stay awake forever!
Ecosphere with Shrimp
Completely sealed with live shrimp. Command nature! People have kept them alive for over 12 years.
Connect-A-Desk
Finally look stylish as you walk around using your laptop. Who needs a tablet anyway?
Personal Hovercraft
Goes up to 60mph. For less than the price of a fully equipped Hyundai. Take it anywhere, even south of the border (Taco Bell).
Drinking Bird
Because how can you be serious business without one? It keeps drinking and drinking and drinking…
Great Gatsby Poster
“I felt a haunting loneliness sometimes, and felt it in others–young clerks in the dusk, wasting the most poignant moments of night and life.”
NES USB Controller
Go back to being a kid again. The perfect controller for playing old ROMs on your computer.
Kymera Remote Control
Yes, it will allow you to control your TV or other device using different wand strokes.
Gameboy iPhone 4s Case
Show some retro pride. Make your iphone look like the first portable electronic device you ever owned.
