Steak Button
Make no mistake, when your steak is at stake use the steak button. (Stick it in the side to make it easy to flip).
USB Stealth Charger
Don’t be a jerk by taking the last power outlet. If you need another power adapter, this is it.
Stainless Steel Straws
Only 125 times more expensive than regular straws. Stop wasting plastic, get 4 stainless straws that will last a lifetime.
Grow your own Coffee Kit
Now you can exploit your own farm labor. If you like coffee it’s worth learning more about the plant. Really cheap, fun gift.
Magical Unicorn Mask
Yes Unicorns are real… and they will haunt your dreams. Please buy this to wear while driving your car.
Abe Lincoln Grizzly Print
11 x 17 print, signed. Yes, Honest Abe is using the American flag as a saddle.
Syma S107 Helicopter
Easily the most fun you can have for under $30. Better than all those crappier cheap remote control helicopters, this is the gift to get.
Pocket Chainsaw
Not recommended for use against the Evil Dead, but surprisingly effective against wood and other saw-able materials.
Fireplace Coloring Kit
Use color producing chemicals to change the color of your fireplace, bonfire, or tiki torch… Probably not dangerous?
Flaming Sky Lanterns
Recreate the scene from Ed Helms’ wedding at the end of the masterpiece The Hangover 2.
Dust Mop Slippers
Who are we kidding? You’ll probably still be too lazy to use these. If you do find the time, they would make cleaning the floor easier.
Bear Grylls Parang Knife
“This is the best all around… zombie decapitating piece of steel you could hope for at this price.” It’ll drink your piss for you.
Guitar Pick Punch
No longer worry about losing your guitar picks. Now you can make them from almost any sheet of plastic.
SNES Controller over USB
Use your Super Nintendo controller on your Computer. Play games like a champ. You can get a used SNES controller for a couple bucks on Ebay.
The Sriracha Cookbook
The best idea for a cookbook ever? If you like rooster sauce, it’s worth the $11.
