Pumpkin Tap
Everything is better when it’s pumpkin spiced…and pumpkin served.
Pocket Travel Socks
Your credit card might be rejected for being too smelly, but at least it’s safe from pickpockets.
Cowboy Beer Hat
Someone out there gets to list buying beer as a “business expense,” and I think we can all agree to support that noble soul. Rock on, cowboy.
Hanging Book Sculptures
Oh so that’s what you’re supposed to do with all those books you didn’t read in high school.
Super Mario Wall Decals
The classy to do when decorating your own place is make it look like your childhood dreams.
Crazy Sea Creature Ring
A ring of Lady Gaga-esque proportions. We don’t actually know what this is, but it is crazy awesome.
Denim Sandal Boots
Take bad style to a whole new place…where your old butt pocket is now an ankle holster.
Crocheted Knight’s Helmet
Not going to be very effective in a jousting match, but at least it’ll keep your head warm!
Cards Against Humanity
If you love offending people, you will love this game…because let’s face it, Apples to Apples is child’s play. Time to grow up.
Silk Suit Pajamas
It’s not your fault that you’re a workaholic and need to wear a suit at all times.
