Full Body Unitard
Some days, you just gotta put on a blue suit and dance your sorrows away.
Bring the warmth of your favorite sleeping bag with you everywhere. You’ll never have to leave its cozy embrace.
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.” So say we all.
Face it, if you’re still at the age where model cars are fun, this is way better than a Ferrari.
Sure, you could use the Force to open that beer, but this is so much easier.
It’s a postcard! It’s a garden! It’s the perfect way to remind your friend of her brown thumb!
Some people pick cute animals, others choose girls in bikinis…for you it’s bacon.
If you’re going to eat ice cream, you may as well have a scoop as big as your head.