Bacon Press
The world may be round, but you like your bacon flat.
Give the gift of sobriety with a puzzle that can only possibly be solved by a sober person.
Be the envy of crazy people everywhere while keeping your hands toasty warm at your desk.
Now flipping over the board in rage when you lose will also take out your living room wall. You’re welcome.
“He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling…” 50 recipes. Deliciously bound for your pleasure.