Bring the past back to the future with a fully electric powered DeLorean that does 0-60 in 4.9 seconds. Flux Capacitor not included.
Important question: does this thing come with a vomit bag?
Ahoy, matey! You’re the best parent ever!!
The Seair flying boat. Fly up to 8,000 feet. Land as many times as you’d like on water, or one time on dry land.
If she wants to get married in zero gravity, you know you’ve made the right choice. Also a crazy honeymoon idea.
Goes up to 60mph. For less than the price of a fully equipped Hyundai. Take it anywhere, even south of the border (Taco Bell).
Now flipping over the board in rage when you lose will also take out your living room wall. You’re welcome.
Spend more quality time on the throne. Standard features include a candleholder and bell.
The Action Trackchair. More mobility, now you can crush cars under your tank tread.
You can’t afford the car, and now you also can’t afford the chair.
Live out your dreams of being on a Japanese game show. Whatever you do, don’t throw up in the ball.
Yes, this is a 527 pound professional Dunk Tank. Get one for your apartment (comes with its own trailer).
51 pound pancake maker. Automatically prepare pancakes in three different sizes. 0 to 3-stack in under 90 seconds.
Standing room for 72 adults. 50ft long. 2 side doors and a driver’s door.
Now you can be a couch potato anywhere… Anywhere!
You’ll still look like a weirdo, but at least you’re not going to fall off.
Oooh fun! But wait – is that a crack in the sidewalk? Yup, you’re screwed.
Why hire a gardener, when you can pay even more for a robot?
Because face it, you really are that lazy.
Dogfight in a real airplane with no experience. These planes pull the same Gs as an F-16.
A Swiss army knife so big it’ll take ten minutes to find the nail file.
Holds 6 soft footballs. Shoots up to 500 feet. We’re one step closer to robot football.
Getting married just got more dangerous.
You’ll still have to say “ching!” at the end of each line.
Your dog is getting fat, but you’re feeling lazy. There’s finally a solution.
Drive a 120,000 pound Chieftain tank over two cars for a surprisingly affordable price. Dreams do come true.
Why settle for a boring old float, when you can have an island? Fits eight people, and has a built in stereo system and drink cooler.
An even more disturbing way to play with yourself.
It’s like having a segway for each leg. These electric roller skates have up to a 6 mile range.
Taking cozy to a whole new level.
The teddy bear you sleep on.
Go green with this desktop computer made from recycled cardboard and parts. 4gb ram, 3.0 ghz cpu, and 500gb hdd.
Bring it with you on vacation to Syria, or keep it in your closet for the next zombie outbreak.
Marriage: The Final Frontier. Engage!
Because it’s better to pretend to be living in a car, than to admit you’re living in a tent.
Weighs 20 lbs. Holds 100 rubber bands. Has a mounted flashlight. Unleash terror upon your enemies.
You’ll be the belle of the (costume) ball. Perfect for that Lady Gaga costume.
Get the best bacon delivered directly to you. Expensive, but can you put a price on delicious?
Nixie Tubes were developed in the 1950s to display numerals. These clocks are built from old-stock space-race-era Russian parts.
Carries 24 cans and 8 lbs of ice – while going 13 miles per hour.
Micro Luggage: the carry-on luggage you can ride. Zip through the airport like a pro, then fold it up to fit in the overhead compartment.
A new perspective on a very old game.
Like in a Quentin Tarantino movie, all things deserve to be shot.
Do you need even more reasons to hate your parents? Spit in a tube and get a full list of your genetic health risks and ancestral history.
The lamp that can kick your ass. Uses a rail system so you can completely customize how it’s set up.
“Hey Bros, check out my new seven foot bean bag.”
For the world’s biggest apology – one dozen 5-6 foot roses.
Turn an iPhone 4 or 4s into a DSLR using Nikon or Canon Lenses. Their slogan: “Yes it’s real.”
A whiskey a day keeps the doctor…oh, wait.
A ring of Lady Gaga-esque proportions. We don’t actually know what this is, but it is crazy awesome.
An exercise bike specifically designed to be used while you’re on your laptop or playing video games. Amazing reviews on Amazon.
You’re looking extra grizzly this morning.
You’re going to need a bigger boat…
Have your face oil painted into a Chinese communist propaganda painting.
Share a room or dorm? You need one of these.
One step closer to bikes replacing cars.
A keyboard for your inner Ron Swanson. Wireless and made of premium maple.
Better than a catapult. Can launch a golf ball 250 feet.
Take bad style to a whole new place…where your old butt pocket is now an ankle holster.
This beach ball is probably more than twice your height.