A magnetic fluid that is unquestionably the work of the Devil. This stuff looks so crazy.
Completely sealed with live shrimp. Command nature! People have kept them alive for over 12 years.
Make the perfect burger or grilled cheese – or go ahead and make a peanut butter and bacon jam sandwich.
Turn your $1,500 MacBook Pro into a battery recharging station.
Looks like Disney is already making some changes with the Star Wars franchise.
It’s like an Easy-Bake Oven for the summer.
Because every little girl dreams of being a robot.
Just like spin the bottle, except your “7 minutes of heaven” is spent kissing the porcelain god.
If you’re going to eat ice cream, you may as well have a scoop as big as your head.
Give the gift of sobriety with a puzzle that can only possibly be solved by a sober person.
Someone’s having a case of the Mondays.
Less classy than wooden chopsticks, but oh so much more functional.
Your credit card might be rejected for being too smelly, but at least it’s safe from pickpockets.
These ceiling panels are so convincing, you may never go outside again. Freedom. So close, yet still so far away.
About $10,000 per bag. If you can’t figure out how to tape it back together, maybe you can use it as padding for gifts.
The Drivemocion – Display 16 different LED images to the car behind you. Some of them are not very nice.
The Laptop Drawtop – turn your laptop into an erasable notepad.
Make the perfect mix and give it a name. Mixed and Bottled in Scotland, and yes, they do ship to the USA.
Make the best sangria or infuse some gin. It’s BPA free so it won’t kill you.
“I felt a haunting loneliness sometimes, and felt it in others–young clerks in the dusk, wasting the most poignant moments of night and life.”
Peanut Butter and Jelly Vodka: Because a night out should taste like your school lunch?
Nothing says “I’m a superhero” like a having cape behind your knee.
Probably some kind of sophisticated drinking game for fancy people.
Proving there is such a thing as a sexy nightie.
Motion activated light for your toilet. Glows red when the seat is up and green when the seat is down.
Jay-Z soundtrack not included.
You can still be a little kid, even in big kid shoes.
Sure, you could use the Force to open that beer, but this is so much easier.
For the truly worldly connoisseur.
Take bad style to a whole new place…where your old butt pocket is now an ankle holster.
Try explaining to HR how this counts as “business attire.” Seriously, it’s only $14.99.
Everyone loves warm clothes. They say they’re for pajamas, but put in any piece of clothing and it’ll be toasty warm in 10 minutes.
Keep this razor in your wallet, ready for any emergency shaving.
Sonic Fabric Ties are made using the tape from old cassettes, oh and they look really good too. (There’s also a Sonic Fabric Handbag).
When Jelly Bellys are malformed, they get sold as Belly Flops and you save moneys. Lumpy and delicious.
Store so much more beer in your fridge.
The green gummy frogs with white bellies. Enough to eat until you puke, over and over again.
The world’s largest box of nerds is the same size as a cereal box. Yes, there are two tabs on the top that separate the flavors.
In 1910, light bulbs were as cool as iPhones and Androids are today. Add a touch of history to your place.
Does it do anything a normal magnifying glass couldn’t? No. Does it look cool with skinny jeans? Yes.
You’ll still have to say “ching!” at the end of each line.
One step closer to bikes replacing cars.
A keyboard for your inner Ron Swanson. Wireless and made of premium maple.
Roses are Red, and so is Bacon.
It’s the future. Your spoon is useless.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn into finger puppets.
Is it drafty in here, or is that just my awesome bed fan keeping my feet cold at night?
Now the NSA will also know where your dog is!
Taking cozy to a whole new level.
Do you know someone with a baby? Please buy them this wig.
These products are almost always for men – Now girls can inconspicuously carry any drink they’d like.
Get one step closer to using your grill for everything. This thing has incredible reviews.
51 pound pancake maker. Automatically prepare pancakes in three different sizes. 0 to 3-stack in under 90 seconds.
Not recommended for use against the Evil Dead, but surprisingly effective against wood and other saw-able materials.
Do you need even more reasons to hate your parents? Spit in a tube and get a full list of your genetic health risks and ancestral history.
Walk out of the shower smelling like you just walked out of a frat house.
Because medieval technology is always better with lasers.
Bring back the magic of the arcade without sacrificing the convenience of playing games on your phone.
Take a bite out of frosty toes.