Experience digital fridge poetry.
About $10,000 per bag. If you can’t figure out how to tape it back together, maybe you can use it as padding for gifts.
Awesomely annoying, and terrifyingly effective.
Fartlight combines the two most common apps for Android – Fart + Flashlight. And you thought your flashlight app couldn’t get more useful.
The world may be round, but you like your bacon flat.
Getting a Long Island iced tea is like rolling double sixes.
From toppled dictatorship to available at Amazon (with free super saver shipping).
Easily the best Jay Leno Che Guevara shirts available.
Easily the most fun you can have for under $30. Better than all those crappier cheap remote control helicopters, this is the gift to get.
It’s like LEGOs for tiny people. 3 inches by 3 inches with 550 pieces!
You know who’s not drinking a beer tonight? All the Olympians. But since you aren’t one of them – bottoms up!
Because the only thing bigger than The Hulk is…wait…my thumbs are all the same size. Whatever. This looks fun.
Just make sure your meat is organic and locally raised.
Just as douche-y as an actual Lamborghini at a fraction of the price!
Face it, if you’re still at the age where model cars are fun, this is way better than a Ferrari.
Bang! Bang! You’re clean!
The best present you could possibly give a four year old boy.
There’s just something about acrobatics and sleeping that go perfectly together.
Stop picking pencils out of your nose!
Monograms: not just for towels!
An infographic poster of the 2,000 most important films of all time.
Class up your place with a vintage globe. See the world the way it used to be.
A healthier way to get out that unseemly aggression.
What grows up, must now grow down.
Your favorite rooster sauce cookbook, now veggie-friendly!
Just make sure nobody pees on Park Place.
So meta.
It’s just like shoving play-doh in your mouth, except it’s chocolate.
Who farted?
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Green Hair.
Not all mice are the same. This retro styled pixel mouse is pretty perfectly nerdy.
Damn Nelson Mandela, you smell so good!
The only way to lighten up your wallet without spending cash.
For your little “Captain Kirk.”
When you’re really good at finding the right words, just not very good at finding the right card.
Fashion Cats, aka: how to start a war with your kitty. Because there is no way your cat is going to take this lying down, in pink ruffles.
The apron that makes you a better cook.
Looks like Disney is already making some changes with the Star Wars franchise.
The perfect screw for every cork you can find.
We have no idea what to say about this one.
I love the smell of mischief in the morning.
Some kids are just destined to grow up unbearably narcissistic.
For making your fancy drinky-drinks. These trays really do make excellent ice cubes.
Like in a Quentin Tarantino movie, all things deserve to be shot.
One step closer to bikes replacing cars.
Pour yourself a big whiskey, and color in your favorite Mad Man/Liz Lemon Boyfriend/Douchebag-in-a-Porsche.
Buckle up with a beer, and never have friends again!
You can’t afford the car, and now you also can’t afford the chair.
This Magnetic Stand will levitate objects up to 12 ounces. Very cool way to display your stuff.
Sure, you could use a knife…but where’s the fun in that?
As good as a keg, and even more delicious.
For the truly worldly connoisseur.
Just a friendly passive aggressive reminder!
Get one step closer to using your grill for everything. This thing has incredible reviews.
Product #3 on the list of most important items for the impending zombie apocalypse.
Build a castle. Then eat it for lunch.
Some people pick cute animals, others choose girls in bikinis…for you it’s bacon.
Remember these? Have fun for just $5. Propeller winds up with a rubber band.
Very Gothic Chic.
Use the Force to fold.
