For your little “Captain Kirk.”
It’s a Merry Christmas for all (except pigs).
It’s never too early to start getting ready for Episode 7.
Luke, I am your candy.
Share a room or dorm? You need one of these.
Micro Luggage: the carry-on luggage you can ride. Zip through the airport like a pro, then fold it up to fit in the overhead compartment.
Weighs 20 lbs. Holds 100 rubber bands. Has a mounted flashlight. Unleash terror upon your enemies.
Sometimes you don’t just want diabetes, you need it. Comes in sizes as large as 20 lbs.
“Hey Bros, check out my new seven foot bean bag.”
“Uh, hello? Is this the ‘Mariah Carey Ultimate Jamz Mixtape?’… Yes, I’ll hold.”
Stay warm and moist. This sauna suit is cheaper than buying “real clothes,” plus you can pretend you’re from the future.
If a BBQ made love to a Chia Pet…you know the rest. Perfect for small spaces.
Wocka wocka wocka your way to warmth!
Sadly, blowing on Zelda NES Cartridge clock will not make it show the correct time.
Hide your pooch with a pooch.
It’s like a chastity belt for your leftover pinot.
It’s the calendar equivalent of unicorns and rainbows.
Live long, and eat pizza!
Buckle up with a beer, and never have friends again!
Getting a Long Island iced tea is like rolling double sixes.
You are what you eat…which, in this case, means you are delicious!
It’s a sauna in your pants… “It’s gettin’ hot in herre.”
The iPhone headset – Look like you’re serious business. Also works with some new Macbooks.
Know what you’re getting yourself into. Accurately measure out servings.
The Seair flying boat. Fly up to 8,000 feet. Land as many times as you’d like on water, or one time on dry land.
Give your wounded soldiers a fighting chance.
Yes Unicorns are real… and they will haunt your dreams. Please buy this to wear while driving your car.
Play beer pong in the dark and no one will see just how gross the ball gets.
The only way to have a beer belly and a six pack at the same time.
Make your vodka taste less like vodka…and more like bourbon, gin, absinthe or anything else your liver desires.
The hoodie that makes you look like Princess Leia.
He’s your best friend, he won’t mind wearing it.
Sure, you could use a knife…but where’s the fun in that?
Has your cat gone insane? Get them this cat straight jacket.
Just make sure nobody pees on Park Place.
Sometimes there’s a fine line between genius and kind of gross.
Real men love cats. It’s true.
The 1965 Shelby Mustang. Some cars are too beautiful to gather dust in the garage.
Innovation in hot sauce. Shake well, then choose exactly how hot you want your sauce.
The rows are perfectly sized to fit lasagne noodles – every piece is a perfect edge piece. What else can you make crispy?
Finally a world map made from mustaches. For the gentlemanly domicile.
Why by a jar when you can buy a box? Guaranteed to make you popular.
See the rings of Saturn with this bad boy. The Celestron AstroMaster Home Telescope. Yes, it’s an actual image from the telescope.
Everything you need to make 6 Gallons of wine? What? You have to buy this.
Maybe a ping pong table isn’t in the cards, but for under $20 you can set up a game of ping pong anywhere.
Comes framed, so it must be art. Play him off, keyboard cat…
From toppled dictatorship to available at Amazon (with free super saver shipping).
The horse head and smoking jacket combo. You’ve spent too much time on the internet.
Why hire a gardener, when you can pay even more for a robot?
The audacity of poop.
Looks like pie, tastes like bacon. Fun fact: weighs over seven pounds.
Experience digital fridge poetry.
Just as douche-y as an actual Lamborghini at a fraction of the price!
I love the smell of mischief in the morning.
A ring of Lady Gaga-esque proportions. We don’t actually know what this is, but it is crazy awesome.
Because the Internet.
Each ticket looks like it wins $20,000 or more. Makes a particularly cruel April Fool’s joke.
This Magnetic Stand will levitate objects up to 12 ounces. Very cool way to display your stuff.
Cool way to display photos. Comes with speech balloons.