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Picnic Pants

436 days ago Comments

Pants with a built-in picnic table. Designed in Italy, so they must be fashionable.

Notestagram App

239 days ago Comments

For when plain text isn’t pretty enough. Make images & share on email, text, Instagram, Facebook, & Twitter. For iOS.

Rocking Chair Knitter

176 days ago Comments

As you rock, the chair knits you a hat. Voila!

International Booze Print

117 days ago Comments

For the truly worldly connoisseur.

Mandela Air Freshener

183 days ago Comments

Damn Nelson Mandela, you smell so good!

Bacon Maple Syrup Lollipops

332 days ago Comments

Not sure why they’re named “Man Bait” since a love of bacon does not discriminate.

Fartlight App

98 days ago Comments

Fartlight combines the two most common apps for Android – Fart + Flashlight. And you thought your flashlight app couldn’t get more useful.

iPhone 5 Game Boy Case

228 days ago Comments

Save your phone from scratches and make it look like it’s from 1989.

iPhone Cassette Tape Case

397 days ago Comments

“Uh, hello? Is this the ‘Mariah Carey Ultimate Jamz Mixtape?’… Yes, I’ll hold.”

Monogramed iPhone Button

42 days ago Comments

Monograms: not just for towels!

Toilet Seat Reminder

60 days ago Comments

Just a friendly passive aggressive reminder!

Bacon Candy Canes

153 days ago Comments

It’s a Merry Christmas for all (except pigs).

Novelty Cockroaches

110 days ago Comments

The best present you could possibly give a four year old boy.

Sriracha Lollypops

292 days ago Comments

The sweet burn of rooster sauce satisfaction in a lollypop.

Nose Pencil Sharpener

144 days ago Comments

Stop picking pencils out of your nose!

Huge Ice Cream Scoop

155 days ago Comments

If you’re going to eat ice cream, you may as well have a scoop as big as your head.

Cardstick

481 days ago Comments

You no longer need to guess that the top knuckle of your thumb is one inch. The Cardstick is cheap and surprisingly useful.

Electrical Outlet Faces

310 days ago Comments

As you reach down to plug in your computer, you’ll know that at least you have your outlet friends.

Gameboy iPhone 4s Case

477 days ago Comments

Show some retro pride. Make your iphone look like the first portable electronic device you ever owned.

Keychain Flask

316 days ago Comments

Good luck explaining this one when you get pulled over in your car.

Bacon Frosting

435 days ago Comments

Bacon and Frosting, two perfect foods combined. So deliciously gross.

Space Ice Cream Dots

472 days ago Comments

When you can’t get Dippin’ Dots, at least you can still get the Astronaut equivalent.

Word Search Card

339 days ago Comments

When you’re really good at finding the right words, just not very good at finding the right card.

Fake Lottery Tickets

427 days ago Comments

Each ticket looks like it wins $20,000 or more. Makes a particularly cruel April Fool’s joke.

Ketchup Salt

261 days ago Comments

Now you only need one thing for your french fries.

Mitt Romney Toilet Paper

211 days ago Comments

This Mitt Romney wants to clean up more than just the economy.

Battery Powered Shoelaces

320 days ago Comments

You’re never too old to be light on your feet.

Swiss Measuring Cups

477 days ago Comments

Measure your food with Swiss precision.

Bacon Soda

239 days ago Comments

Sit back and enjoy a nice cold sip of bacon.

Pistol Egg Fryer

467 days ago Comments

Execute the perfect fried egg.

Black Tissues

384 days ago Comments

When you’re feeling sad, you need tissues that match your mood. Tissue Noir.

Bacon Toothpaste

176 days ago Comments

Your breath smells like cholesterol!

Sriracha Salt

155 days ago Comments

The only salt that’ll make you truly happy.

Credit Card Lightbulb

306 days ago Comments

The only way to lighten up your wallet without spending cash.

Battery Resizer

477 days ago Comments

Never have to worry about buying those damn C and D batteries again.

Balsa Wood Glider

464 days ago Comments

Remember these? Have fun for just $5. Propeller winds up with a rubber band.

Junk Foodie Cookbook

242 days ago Comments

Artisinal food from your local vending machine.

Barack Obama Toilet Paper

211 days ago Comments

The audacity of poop.

Cassette Tape Bag

265 days ago Comments

My bag is vintage.

Canouflage Beer Can Wraps

385 days ago Comments

Canouflage. Wrap your beers and take them with you anywhere… ANYWHERE!

Emergency Mustache

197 days ago Comments

Quick! Call 9-1-1. I need a Mustache, stat!

Electrical Outlet Safe

478 days ago Comments

Great place to keep your valuables safe. Maybe this explains those outlets that never seem to work.

Baby’s First Tattoos

379 days ago Comments

Have friends with a baby? This is the one gift that will guarantee they’ll never ask for anything for the baby again.

Superhero Thumb Wrestling

83 days ago Comments

Because the only thing bigger than The Hulk is…wait…my thumbs are all the same size. Whatever. This looks fun.

Sushi Cologne

275 days ago Comments

“Does someone smell like fish?”

Vodka Flavoring

333 days ago Comments

Make your vodka taste less like vodka…and more like bourbon, gin, absinthe or anything else your liver desires.

Legend of Zelda Earrings

207 days ago Comments

8-bit style for under 8 bucks!

Bullet Wound Fake Tattoos

340 days ago Comments

The temporary tattoo that’ll really get you some attention…

Hamdogger

127 days ago Comments

Finally, a way to make your hamburgers look like hot dogs! So practical.

Moldable Chocolate

164 days ago Comments

It’s just like shoving play-doh in your mouth, except it’s chocolate.

Dinner Napkin Tie

379 days ago Comments

Are all your friends slobs? Get the Dress for Dinner Napkin.

Deep Water Bath Cover

419 days ago Comments

Raise the water level of your bath a few inches. Make it seem like you’re living in a nicer place.

Beer Beards

56 days ago Comments

Life just got even more hipster.

Saddam Hussein Iraqi Dinar

317 days ago Comments

From toppled dictatorship to available at Amazon (with free super saver shipping).

Drinking Bird

477 days ago Comments

Because how can you be serious business without one? It keeps drinking and drinking and drinking…

Liquid Ass

122 days ago Comments

Who farted?

Glow in the Dark Paint

477 days ago Comments

The perfect color to paint your car (or bicycle).

Mr and Mrs Koozies

118 days ago Comments

Nothing says ‘I love you’ like an ice cold beer.

Glow in the Dark TP

477 days ago Comments

Will glow green… and brown.