Peanut Butter and Jelly Vodka: Because a night out should taste like your school lunch?
Nothing says “I’m a superhero” like a having cape behind your knee.
Probably some kind of sophisticated drinking game for fancy people.
Proving there is such a thing as a sexy nightie.
Motion activated light for your toilet. Glows red when the seat is up and green when the seat is down.
Jay-Z soundtrack not included.
You can still be a little kid, even in big kid shoes.
Sure, you could use the Force to open that beer, but this is so much easier.
For the truly worldly connoisseur.
Take bad style to a whole new place…where your old butt pocket is now an ankle holster.
Try explaining to HR how this counts as “business attire.” Seriously, it’s only $14.99.
Taking cozy to a whole new level.
Do you know someone with a baby? Please buy them this wig.
These products are almost always for men – Now girls can inconspicuously carry any drink they’d like.
Get one step closer to using your grill for everything. This thing has incredible reviews.
Store so much more beer in your fridge.
The green gummy frogs with white bellies. Enough to eat until you puke, over and over again.
The world’s largest box of nerds is the same size as a cereal box. Yes, there are two tabs on the top that separate the flavors.
In 1910, light bulbs were as cool as iPhones and Androids are today. Add a touch of history to your place.
Does it do anything a normal magnifying glass couldn’t? No. Does it look cool with skinny jeans? Yes.
You’ll still have to say “ching!” at the end of each line.
One step closer to bikes replacing cars.
A keyboard for your inner Ron Swanson. Wireless and made of premium maple.
Roses are Red, and so is Bacon.
It’s the future. Your spoon is useless.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn into finger puppets.
Is it drafty in here, or is that just my awesome bed fan keeping my feet cold at night?
Now the NSA will also know where your dog is!
Drive a 120,000 pound Chieftain tank over two cars for a surprisingly affordable price. Dreams do come true.
For the cat lover who has finally gone completely insane.
Go back to being a kid again. The perfect controller for playing old ROMs on your computer.
Don’t be a jerk by taking the last power outlet. If you need another power adapter, this is it.
51 pound pancake maker. Automatically prepare pancakes in three different sizes. 0 to 3-stack in under 90 seconds.
Not recommended for use against the Evil Dead, but surprisingly effective against wood and other saw-able materials.
Do you need even more reasons to hate your parents? Spit in a tube and get a full list of your genetic health risks and ancestral history.
Walk out of the shower smelling like you just walked out of a frat house.
Because medieval technology is always better with lasers.
Bring back the magic of the arcade without sacrificing the convenience of playing games on your phone.
Take a bite out of frosty toes.
Sometimes you want your toilet paper to look like tissues. – said no one ever
“He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling…” 50 recipes. Deliciously bound for your pleasure.
Dreaming of sunshine and cowbells…
Useful for testing Geiger Counters, or killing off your best friend.
Too hot? Too cold? Too sexy for your sleeping bag?
Because after a few cold ones, even the best of us turn into babies.
Because inside every woman (or man) is an early ’90s little girl. Nostalgia is priceless, but these bracelets are a steal.
The entertainment industry will do anything to make money. Made from actual film reel from movie trailers.
Class up your place with a vintage globe. See the world the way it used to be.
The perfect color to paint your car (or bicycle).
We know you’re thinking it. Now you can stamp it. (Also good for fans of the podcast).
Product #3 on the list of most important items for the impending zombie apocalypse.
If only your cat didn’t love dubstep.
This bacon candle is made from actual rendered bacon fat. Fill your home with smokey, meaty flavor and none of the calories. Burns for 70 hours.
The comic re-imagining of Star Wars we’ve all been waiting for – a universe where Darth Vader gets to raise his son Luke.
Turns any beverage into a slushee without ice or a blender. Seriously, anything. “Beer slushee anyone?”
It’s important to stay *hydrated* when you’re out on the course.
Sit back and enjoy a nice cold sip of bacon.
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Green Hair.
Now flipping over the board in rage when you lose will also take out your living room wall. You’re welcome.