Turn an iPhone 4 or 4s into a DSLR using Nikon or Canon Lenses. Their slogan: “Yes it’s real.”
What has your baby done for you recently?
Show some retro pride. Make your iphone look like the first portable electronic device you ever owned.
Much safer than the traditional Russian Roulette, unless you fill the balloons with bullets.
Make the perfect burger or grilled cheese – or go ahead and make a peanut butter and bacon jam sandwich.
This Mitt Romney wants to clean up more than just the economy.
Get cozy anywhere. Made in the USA. Now you can sleep like a pro.
Has your cat gone insane? Get them this cat straight jacket.
25 years after Ghostbusters, these mallows are officially licensed and caffeinated. Stay awake forever!
Oh my God, Becky. Look at her book. It is SO BIG.
He’s your best friend, he won’t mind wearing it.
Micro Luggage: the carry-on luggage you can ride. Zip through the airport like a pro, then fold it up to fit in the overhead compartment.
The most satisfying calendar ever. 365 days of bubble wrap popping.
Have friends with a baby? This is the one gift that will guarantee they’ll never ask for anything for the baby again.
You love edamame. Now grow your own at home with the grow your own edamame kit.
Not sure why they’re named “Man Bait” since a love of bacon does not discriminate.
24 inch by 36 inch poster of the legendary actor, diabetes spokesman, and walrus impersonator.
Have a beer in the shower. Comes in 3 styles, Lager, Brown Ale, and Black Chocolate Stout.
Drinkwel Multivitamins. Amazing reviews on Amazon that are worth reading. Take 3 when you’re in for a crazy night.
It’s just one gummy bear – it’s not going to break your diet! (except this one is 5 lbs and 12,000 calories)
An elegant solution to one of the First World’s most enduring problems.
For when you stop respecting your insides. Nothing says classy like a jug of hot sauce.
Not only can you has cheezburger, you can be cheezburger.
Looks like we’re going to have to add a fourth law of robotics. #4 Oversteeped robot tea will be slightly bitter.
Who are we kidding? You’ll probably still be too lazy to use these. If you do find the time, they would make cleaning the floor easier.
The earring that’s an ear with an earring.
Boldly going where millions of other pizza cutters have gone before. Read the reviews at Amazon for more Star Trek references.
Goes up to 60mph. For less than the price of a fully equipped Hyundai. Take it anywhere, even south of the border (Taco Bell).
Live out your dreams of being on a Japanese game show. Whatever you do, don’t throw up in the ball.
Bricks made to look like the original Gamboy. Imagine someone coming across these in 100 years.
It’s a sauna in your pants… “It’s gettin’ hot in herre.”
The new Slap Chop? Likely will make a mess.
Set your friend up with a girl he’ll enjoy. “I’m only watching Love Actually because my girlfriend (pillow) wanted to.”
You’re going to need a superhero to help you get through this night.
The iPhone headset – Look like you’re serious business. Also works with some new Macbooks.
Fridge magnet poetry for your inner douchebag.
Webbed swimming gloves. Swim as fast as you would have if you’d been born with webbed fingers.
Will glow green… and brown.
The most comfortable headphones to wear while sleeping. Now you can finally sleep with Justin Bieber.
287 pieces… including a flux capacitor.
As you lie awake, unable to sleep, you pray that maybe, just maybe, Batman will see the signal on your wall and come save you from yourself…
Don’t just look like a sexy librarian. Smell like one, too.
More comfortable than tucking valuables in the front of your bra, and just as awkward when it’s time to pay.
Glamourpuss, the book with 96 pages of full-color cat wig glory.
Now you can exploit your own farm labor. If you like coffee it’s worth learning more about the plant. Really cheap, fun gift.
Canouflage. Wrap your beers and take them with you anywhere… ANYWHERE!
When you’re feeling sad, you need tissues that match your mood. Tissue Noir.
5 lbs of Silly Putty. Why copy one comic strip when you can copy a newspaper?
“Tra la la, I’m so fancy.” Comes with 10 plates that attach to your finger.
Make sure your cat is more comfortable than you are in the Cat Crib – a hammock made for cats.
Serious literature about a serious pup. For spoilers check out the preview at Amazon.
Finally a world map made from mustaches. For the gentlemanly domicile.
Keep it in your trunk, and no matter where you are, grab a pina colada and pretend you’re relaxing at the beach.
Use your Super Nintendo controller on your Computer. Play games like a champ. You can get a used SNES controller for a couple bucks on Ebay.
Drive a 120,000 pound Chieftain tank over two cars for a surprisingly affordable price. Dreams do come true.
The Seair flying boat. Fly up to 8,000 feet. Land as many times as you’d like on water, or one time on dry land.
Simply called ‘Cream.’ 15% alcohol by volume.
Dry… or dry not. There is no try. The best bathrobe ever, it is.
Even though baby may be too young for real food, he’s not too young for his first bacon.
Unofficial kit made by David Cole. Very cool, comes with hand-drawn instructions. 60-ish pieces.