Much safer than the traditional Russian Roulette, unless you fill the balloons with bullets.
Nothing says “I’m a superhero” like a having cape behind your knee.
Marriage: The Final Frontier. Engage!
25 years after Ghostbusters, these mallows are officially licensed and caffeinated. Stay awake forever!
Make the perfect burger or grilled cheese – or go ahead and make a peanut butter and bacon jam sandwich.
Get cozy anywhere. Made in the USA. Now you can sleep like a pro.
Oh my God, Becky. Look at her book. It is SO BIG.
Micro Luggage: the carry-on luggage you can ride. Zip through the airport like a pro, then fold it up to fit in the overhead compartment.
This Mitt Romney wants to clean up more than just the economy.
The most satisfying calendar ever. 365 days of bubble wrap popping.
Have friends with a baby? This is the one gift that will guarantee they’ll never ask for anything for the baby again.
You love edamame. Now grow your own at home with the grow your own edamame kit.
24 inch by 36 inch poster of the legendary actor, diabetes spokesman, and walrus impersonator.
Not sure why they’re named “Man Bait” since a love of bacon does not discriminate.
What has your baby done for you recently?
Have a beer in the shower. Comes in 3 styles, Lager, Brown Ale, and Black Chocolate Stout.
He’s your best friend, he won’t mind wearing it.
Drinkwel Multivitamins. Amazing reviews on Amazon that are worth reading. Take 3 when you’re in for a crazy night.
Not only can you has cheezburger, you can be cheezburger.
An elegant solution to one of the First World’s most enduring problems.
It’s just one gummy bear – it’s not going to break your diet! (except this one is 5 lbs and 12,000 calories)
Boldly going where millions of other pizza cutters have gone before. Read the reviews at Amazon for more Star Trek references.
Who are we kidding? You’ll probably still be too lazy to use these. If you do find the time, they would make cleaning the floor easier.
Goes up to 60mph. For less than the price of a fully equipped Hyundai. Take it anywhere, even south of the border (Taco Bell).
Looks like we’re going to have to add a fourth law of robotics. #4 Oversteeped robot tea will be slightly bitter.
For when you stop respecting your insides. Nothing says classy like a jug of hot sauce.
Has your cat gone insane? Get them this cat straight jacket.
Bricks made to look like the original Gamboy. Imagine someone coming across these in 100 years.
It’s a sauna in your pants… “It’s gettin’ hot in herre.”
Live out your dreams of being on a Japanese game show. Whatever you do, don’t throw up in the ball.
The earring that’s an ear with an earring.
The new Slap Chop? Likely will make a mess.
Fridge magnet poetry for your inner douchebag.
The iPhone headset – Look like you’re serious business. Also works with some new Macbooks.
Will glow green… and brown.
Set your friend up with a girl he’ll enjoy. “I’m only watching Love Actually because my girlfriend (pillow) wanted to.”
The most comfortable headphones to wear while sleeping. Now you can finally sleep with Justin Bieber.
You’re going to need a superhero to help you get through this night.
287 pieces… including a flux capacitor.
Webbed swimming gloves. Swim as fast as you would have if you’d been born with webbed fingers.
Glamourpuss, the book with 96 pages of full-color cat wig glory.
More comfortable than tucking valuables in the front of your bra, and just as awkward when it’s time to pay.
Canouflage. Wrap your beers and take them with you anywhere… ANYWHERE!
Now you can exploit your own farm labor. If you like coffee it’s worth learning more about the plant. Really cheap, fun gift.
5 lbs of Silly Putty. Why copy one comic strip when you can copy a newspaper?
Serious literature about a serious pup. For spoilers check out the preview at Amazon.
As you lie awake, unable to sleep, you pray that maybe, just maybe, Batman will see the signal on your wall and come save you from yourself…
“Tra la la, I’m so fancy.” Comes with 10 plates that attach to your finger.
Finally a world map made from mustaches. For the gentlemanly domicile.
When you’re feeling sad, you need tissues that match your mood. Tissue Noir.
Make sure your cat is more comfortable than you are in the Cat Crib – a hammock made for cats.
Keep it in your trunk, and no matter where you are, grab a pina colada and pretend you’re relaxing at the beach.
Don’t just look like a sexy librarian. Smell like one, too.
Drive a 120,000 pound Chieftain tank over two cars for a surprisingly affordable price. Dreams do come true.
The Seair flying boat. Fly up to 8,000 feet. Land as many times as you’d like on water, or one time on dry land.
Use your Super Nintendo controller on your Computer. Play games like a champ. You can get a used SNES controller for a couple bucks on Ebay.
Dry… or dry not. There is no try. The best bathrobe ever, it is.
Unofficial kit made by David Cole. Very cool, comes with hand-drawn instructions. 60-ish pieces.
The Action Trackchair. More mobility, now you can crush cars under your tank tread.
Admit it, you still like playing with bouncy balls. Helium-filled “Sky Balls” are the best. They can bounce over 75 feet.