An elegant solution to one of the First World’s most enduring problems.
Perfect for the nostalgic geek with a brown thumb.
You know who’s not drinking a beer tonight? All the Olympians. But since you aren’t one of them – bottoms up!
Up, up, down, down, left, right….just turn the light on already.
The smart gift to give to a girl who loves candles. Thankfully it is not scented like brains.
Be the envy of crazy people everywhere while keeping your hands toasty warm at your desk.
Back to the future…of crazy hats.
Pour yourself a big whiskey, and color in your favorite Mad Man/Liz Lemon Boyfriend/Douchebag-in-a-Porsche.
Not all mice are the same. This retro styled pixel mouse is pretty perfectly nerdy.
It’s a koozie! It’s a football! You’re a douchebag!
The Spike Your Juice Kit: turn any bottle of fruit juice into a sparkling alcoholic drink in 48 hours.
Waka waka waka waka waka waka…..
Remember these? Have fun for just $5. Propeller winds up with a rubber band.
The hype over 3D is over, go back to 2008. This works with modern 3D technology, turning the movies back into God-fearing 2D.
Yes, they’re “for kids.” But that doesn’t mean you can’t wear one for a night out on the town.
Get cozy anywhere. Made in the USA. Now you can sleep like a pro.
Have friends with a baby? This is the one gift that will guarantee they’ll never ask for anything for the baby again.
More comfortable than tucking valuables in the front of your bra, and just as awkward when it’s time to pay.
You have impecable taste, style, and grace. Get the vest to match.
You’re going to need a bigger boat…
You’d have to be psycho to hang this up in your bathroom.
8-bit style for under 8 bucks!
Talk to the hand! Seriously.
Looks like Christmas. Tastes like the Apocalypse.
Some days, you just gotta put on a blue suit and dance your sorrows away.
Ahoy, matey! You’re the best parent ever!!
He’s about as good at painting as he is at being President.
The most comfortable headphones to wear while sleeping. Now you can finally sleep with Justin Bieber.
The only type of dogfight your cat might like.
Get the best bacon delivered directly to you. Expensive, but can you put a price on delicious?
The best base for your lego Star Wars collection, designed by Frank Lloyd Wright. Over 800 pieces, check out the reviews.
Become a master in an ancient Japanese art form. Start from seed.
Sometimes you want to be left alone, sometimes you don’t. Let your door mat do your talking for you.
“Tra la la, I’m so fancy.” Comes with 10 plates that attach to your finger.
Marriage: The Final Frontier. Engage!
Even the baby in the picture looks a bit skeptical about this one.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cutting board. Cut your food with Turtle Power.
Stay warm this winter with a crocheted beard.
Damn Nelson Mandela, you smell so good!
You can’t afford the car, and now you also can’t afford the chair.
Some people pick cute animals, others choose girls in bikinis…for you it’s bacon.
What grows up, must now grow down.
So cute, yet so creepy.
Hope your holiday party isn’t a sinking ship.
The Contigo Kangaroo Water Bottle. Carry everything you need in one place.
What can we say? It’s a pet rock, powered via USB.
Execute the perfect fried egg.
The Tec-9 of Condiment containers.
Make your cat a business cat. “I need you to stay late tonight…. we really have to catch that red dot.”
Arguably looks better than pee on the seat.
Share songs the old fashioned way. Nothing’s more romantic than making the perfect mix tape.
“I am Maru” – A cat with 160,000,000 YouTube views. You love him, now get this box-loving cat’s book.
Give into nostalgia with an Etch-a-Sketch iPhone case personalized with a sketch of your choosing.
Trick your bike out like an eco-gangsta with this miniature, portable planter.
Ms. Pac-Man would approve.
The cutest shark you’ll ever see.
Let your cat know that you’d rather have a dog.
Live long and stay warm.