Food

It’s just like shoving play-doh in your mouth, except it’s chocolate.

Arguably worse for you than actual drugs.

Looks like pie, tastes like bacon. Fun fact: weighs over seven pounds.

A whiskey a day keeps the doctor…oh, wait.

Now you won’t burn yourself trying to roast marshmallows on your gas stove.

“He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling…” 50 recipes. Deliciously bound for your pleasure.

Your breath smells like cholesterol!

The perfect glass for pounding pinot.

Breakfast perfected.

You’ve got a problem, and the only cure is more coffee.

It’s like a chastity belt for your leftover pinot.

Perfect for your next tailgate.

Hey Bro, what do you think about this 2011 Moscato? #YOLO.

Just make sure your meat is organic and locally raised.

The perfect companion cube for your cocktail.

The solar system is yours… to lick.

Sit back and enjoy a nice cold sip of bacon.

Artisinal food from your local vending machine.

Udder-ly ridiculous.

As good as a keg, and even more delicious.

Simply called ‘Cream.’ 15% alcohol by volume.

Now you only need one thing for your french fries.

The apron that makes you a better cook.

You’re going to need a superhero to help you get through this night.

“Does someone smell like fish?”

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cutting board. Cut your food with Turtle Power.

Because food and beer should never have to compete against each other for your attention.

Just when you thought you’d learned to stop playing with your food.

It’s like an Easy-Bake Oven for the summer.

The sweet burn of rooster sauce satisfaction in a lollypop.

Possibly the grossest flavor ever.

You know who’s not drinking a beer tonight? All the Olympians. But since you aren’t one of them – bottoms up!

Brings a game of Flip Cup to a whole new level.

Because who doesn’t want to look like a pig (or a cow, or a dog) when they drink too much coffee?

Turns any beverage into a slushee without ice or a blender. Seriously, anything. “Beer slushee anyone?”

Probably some kind of sophisticated drinking game for fancy people.