Food

It’s like macaroni and cheese…without the macaroni.

Good luck explaining this one when you get pulled over in your car.

Peter Piper Picked a Pack of Paper Noses. No? That’s not how it goes?

Not sure why they’re named “Man Bait” since a love of bacon does not discriminate.

Make your vodka taste less like vodka…and more like bourbon, gin, absinthe or anything else your liver desires.

Just because your drinking tastes aren’t refined, doesn’t mean you can’t be fashionable.

No embarrassing story ever started with someone eating a salad, either.

For when you stop respecting your insides. Nothing says classy like a jug of hot sauce.

The only way to have a beer belly and a six pack at the same time.

Can’t sleep because you drank too much coffee? These pills will actually help your body break down caffeine so you can get to sleep.

An elegant solution to one of the First World’s most enduring problems.

Redneck champagne flutes – Because champagne doesn’t always have to be classy.

Bring cutting edge cooking home – spherification, iced airs, and more. Who needs El Bulli anyway?

“Tra la la, I’m so fancy.” Comes with 10 plates that attach to your finger.

You love edamame. Now grow your own at home with the grow your own edamame kit.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Vodka: Because a night out should taste like your school lunch?

Make the perfect burger or grilled cheese – or go ahead and make a peanut butter and bacon jam sandwich.

Canouflage. Wrap your beers and take them with you anywhere… ANYWHERE!

Shot glass roulette. The only type of gambling that you may regret winning.

The world’s largest box of nerds is the same size as a cereal box. Yes, there are two tabs on the top that separate the flavors.

Be as creative as you are good at procrastinating – The chalkboard coffee mug.

When beer is made of breakfast, does that mean it’s ok to have for breakfast?

It’s just one gummy bear – it’s not going to break your diet! (except this one is 5 lbs and 12,000 calories)

The Spike Your Juice Kit: turn any bottle of fruit juice into a sparkling alcoholic drink in 48 hours.

Innovation in hot sauce. Shake well, then choose exactly how hot you want your sauce.

The full bottle wine glass holds an entire bottle of wine. No one will know you’ve lost complete control of your life.

Made from 100% beef. Get 30 with each order. Make a really delicious Bloody Mary, or a really gross anything else.

An up-to-date version. Only recipes you can make with products from Trader Joe’s.

Bacon and Frosting, two perfect foods combined. So deliciously gross.

Turns our all chewing gum is now made using synthetic rubber… go back to the way gum used to be made.

Waka waka waka waka waka waka…..

The rows are perfectly sized to fit lasagne noodles – every piece is a perfect edge piece. What else can you make crispy?

Carries 24 cans and 8 lbs of ice – while going 13 miles per hour.

Now you’ll feel bad for more reasons than just eating too much General Tso’s Chicken.

Execute the perfect fried egg.

Get one step closer to using your grill for everything. This thing has incredible reviews.